The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Thursday, October 30, 2008

This month's progress...

i'm either 8, 9, or more weeks out. i don't know the exact date of the contest, but it's on a thursday in moharram. the first thursday in moharram is in january, and that's 9 weeks away... so i don't know... anyway... my weight is fucking irrelavent... from week to week, yes, it goes down... i'm 192.5 lbs this morning... but when i measure it daily and at different times (without clothes on) it ranges from 189.5 lbs up to fucking 198 lbs... so fuck weight. waist is finally down... it was stable at 33.5 inches the first two weeks... third week it went up to 33.75 inches... now it's down to 33.25 inches... although the number is big, i'm down to my last notch on my belt, and i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do to keep it from dragging off my ass...

as promised, here are some pics (you can go back to the first post in october to compare... the difference is pretty obvious ;D )


























On another note... some of the pictures (like the back double bicep) make me look better than i really am... and some make me look worse (back lat spread)... so, yeah, i'm in between :)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

A gift, from me to fat people all over the world...

here you go...

Male Diet

Meal 1
4 whole eggs (add some cheese and veggies if you want), cook in 1-2 teaspoons of extra virgin olive oil
this takes exactly 3 minutes to prepare and cook

Meal 2
2 scoops whey protein, 2 tbps peanut butter
(keep a tub of protein and a jar of peanut butter in your drawer in your office, or in your car. takes less than 30 seconds to consume and you can eat this anywhere)

Meal 3
same as meal 2

meal 4
go out to any restaurant and order chicken or steak... you can go to any mcdonalds, order 2 double cheeseburgers and throw out the bread and just eat the beef and cheese. if you don't like beef, go to KFC and order some krispy strips (10 pieces) and eat them without fries or bread... coleslaw is ok

Meal 5
same as meal 1

on the weekend, eat til you puke... 1 day only!!! so make the best out of it

Female Diet

Meal 1
2 whole eggs (add some cheese and veggies if you want), cook in 1-2 teaspoons of extra virgin olive oil
this takes exactly 3 minutes to prepare and cook

Meal 2
1 scoops whey protein, 2 tbps peanut butter
(keep a tub of protein and a jar of peanut butter in your drawer in your office, or in your car. takes less than 30 seconds to consume and you can eat this anywhere)

Meal 3
same as meal 2

meal 4
go out to any restaurant and order chicken or steak... you can go to any mcdonalds, order 1 double cheeseburgers and throw out the bread and just eat the beef and cheese. if you don't like beef, go to KFC and order some krispy strips (5 pieces) and eat them without fries or bread... coleslaw is ok

Meal 5
same as meal 1

on the weekend, eat til you puke... 1 day only!!! so make the best out of it

Training (both men and women)

no need to leave home for your weight training.... first, third, and fifth day of the week do this
total of
100 push up
100 sit ups
200 bodyweight squats

I don't care how heavy you are or how many push ups you can do... you complete the numbers. you do this 3 times per week as mentioned above

Cardio

since most of you are lazy ass douchebags... do cardio for 45 minutes before you sleep... before or after your last meal, doesn't matter.

Guidelines:

start off with 3 cheat days per week... BACK TO BACK DAYS!!!!! LIKE WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY-FRIDAY... DON'T SPREAD THEM OUT LIKE SATURDAY, TUESDAY, THURSDAY!!!! KEEP THEM BACK TO BACK.

in 4 weeks, make them 2 cheat days... AGAIN!!! BACK TO BACK

4 more weeks and make it 1 cheat day ONLY!!!

in 4 more weeks, you make them 2 cheat days again, BACK TO BACK

4 more weeks, make them 1 cheat day... and so on

drink a minimum of 3 liters of water
take a multivitamin pill in the morning with breakfast... anything would do... i don't care if it's a flinstones baby vitamin pill
take 1-2 packs of fybogel, or 3-6 grams of psyllium husks (metamucil, or you can find it at any GNC store) per day.

DO NOT EAT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EXACTLY WHAT IS MENTIONED IN THE MEAL PLAN

do this for 6 months... you'll thank me for it...


this is just to prove how easy it is to lose weight and look a bit better...
any retard could follow this diet with no "i don't have time", "it's too strict" bullshit...
If you do not follow it, and continue to be fat, we all have the right to make fun of you. you can fix it, and it's all up there... if you don't want to, well, that means you just WANT to look like a big tub of crap and not because you are doomed of being fat.

If you work in an office building... you can follow this diet
if you work in the field... you can follow this diet
If you work on the road... you can follow this diet
If you are poor... you'd save money following this diet
If you have no will power... it's easy to follow this diet
If you are G6PD deficient... replace every TBSP of peanut butter with 1/2 tbsp of olive oil (Extra virgin)
If you get hungry really quick... eat a head of lettuce, and it'll be easy for you to follow the diet






i'm giving this info for free because it will help you lose weight, and build just enough muscle mass to look normal.... i get paid to make people actually look good, so this doesn't count.

the new excuse after people read this post?

"but i don't want to just lose weight, i want to look good!... that's why i can't follow this diet, or any other diet"


i gotta go pee....

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

Get advice from people on TV… dumb ass

Ok, here’s a question for all the women out there. What would you think about men who take the advice of the following talk shows:

Show #1:

A show that talks about how women should actually be the ones who go out, work, earn a living, and feed the husband and family. It also talks about how a woman should be more thoughtful towards her husband and should compromise more. For example, in addition to making a living and feeding her husband, she should cook, clean, take care of the kids after work, and let her husband go out and do whatever he wants because he deserves a rest from all the sex he had to help get her pregnant. She should always buy him gifts (preferably expensive ones) to show him that she is loyal and she loves him. Also, she should take up another night job to save up and get boob implants and liposuction to look pretty for him. The show tells you that this is the way a marriage should be, and people have drifted far away from the true meaning of loving another person that there aren’t any marriages like this anymore.

Show #2:

A show that talks about how women in general always nag and are stupid, because if they have a problem, they’ll keep on talking about it for hours on end not to get a solution, but to just nag and look for someone to sympathize with. It also talks about how females don’t understand males, and that they should be more considerate, read, and educate themselves about the male way of thinking and their emotions. It talks about how women have become selfish and they only care about themselves when it comes to “understanding emotions” and never care about how men feel. A show that says: “it’s okay to verbally abuse a woman, because that’s our instinct, that’s life”… A show that explains how a woman should dedicate all her emotional, physical, and financial power towards keeping her man happy, because that’s the true meaning of love. And no, it doesn’t work the other way around.


If you were a man, and you watched this channel for 5 seconds, you’d go: “what kind of retarded shit is this?! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA…. Yeah right… where’s the football game?”

If you were a woman, and watched that show, you’d probably burn the TV, burn down the TV station, kill the host of the show and start going on a killing spree.


Now, take this story and turn it upside down… what do you have?

Fucking Oprah and Dr. Phil

I hate those two fuck heads more than I hate ball sweat. Their douchebaggery has crossed the line way too many times. Oprah turned into a “TV God” by … well… here, let me explain to you:
Fat chick who got lucky and picked up a role in the color purple… lost weight, gained it back… lost weight again… gained it back… always looked like shit… got lucky and made a couple of mil… started her show and convinced everyone that she actually works hard for her money and anyone can do it (of course, working hard means spending 3 hours in the make up room every day just to look like my morning shit). She started a sexist movement against men and convinced everyone that most men are pigs and scum except if they buy a shitload of jewelry for their wife and lick the ground she walks on, even if the woman is a piece of shit bitch. Women went crazy and said “YES!! THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD LIVE!!! I DESERVE BETTER BECAUSE I HAVE BREASTS!!!”

And Dr. Phil…. Ultimate douchebag of all time… I can’t believe women fall for his shit. For all the women out there… google Dr. Phil and take a look at his past records… If you find what I want you to find, you’d stop your silly ass argument of “Dr. Phil is the best. He loves his wife more than he loves god!!! He’s such a gentlemen and a godsend to all of us”…


You know… men had a show like Dr. Phil and Oprah… do you remember “The Man Show”? …. Shit was funny as hell… because we knew that “hey, this is every man’s dream. But wake the fuck up, that shit aint never gonna happen cuz we live in the real world.”… but when women watch Oprah and Dr. Phil, they actually think that they are living in an isolated room, and that the real world is like what Oprah and Dr. Phil tell them it should be.

In the past year, I’ve had enough of trying to state scientific research or real world experience, then hear a woman say “but Dr. Phil said…” or “but Oprah said…” …. Oprah is just a fat bitch who has a lot of money and she managed to brainwash women. Dr. Phil is a douchebag that acts like a sensitive prick in front of the camera, and is a whole different person off camera… and when I say different, I mean “just like men in Saudi Arabia” different!

From now on, anytime anybody starts a sentence with: “On Oprah…”, or “On Dr. Phil…”, it will be processed in my brain as “A stupid douchebag who should be shat on and lives in la la land where everything is happy, wonderful, everyone shits $1000 bills, and are on cocaine and heroin said…”

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Current progress

Thursday i weighed in at 195 lbs. so, i'm starting to go down in weight, which is a good thing. i've decided that since keeping carbs low in the diet is useless and isn't giving me any benefit (usually carbs keep my glycogen storages full... but this is just a waste of time, because even with 160 grams per day, i'm not getting a good pump and i look stringy) i decided to raise my fats and ditch the carbs all together. right now i'm on 340 grams of protein and 140 grams of fat. looks like the only thing the carbs were good for was storing water under my skin. friday night/saturday morning i started pissing like a race horse. i woke up about 4 or 5 times to go take a leak. same thing happened last night... at work, i go to the bathroom every hour. i'm drinking around 1.5 gallons of water per day. i'm sure that next thursday i'll drop 3-4 more lbs and then i'll stabalize. I hate no carb diets, but it's the most effective for me personally. so i have to live with it.
i'll take pictures next thursday, then another set when i'm 4 weeks out... another 2 weeks out when i do my trial run, and then contest pics. I will increase my caloric intake by 300 cals after the contest (up to 2900 cals) and use a 40/40/20 split to get a bit fuller and start growing into my next contest, which will be a couple of weeks after my first one.

Hopefully i'll stick to the plan... i know i won't... but... meh...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

The lost book of Nostradamus

I picked up a documentary dvd about the last book Nostradamus wrote…. Never in my life have I seen people as stupid, and biased as people who were featured in that documentary. I don’t know how people could believe vague and retarded crap like that? I know people (a lot of fucking people) who believe in the zodiac signs and whatever… and when I say believe, I mean the fuckers are almost basing their lives on that shit.
Look. Anyone can say some vague assed shit and it could be interpreted in any way… look here, I’m just babbling here:

The sun will set on a darkened day
The people felt it would be that way
When the stars align and dim as one
Blood will flow, like water it will run

500 hundred years from now, there’s bound to be some important murder or war that would happen close to a day with an eclipse or shit like that.
Or, a war that happens at night, but since we can light a whole city with fucking spot lights and shit… this shit I just wrote would be interpreted as a “prophecy”… complete and utter bullshit.
And zodiac signs… “you will find happiness in the days to come”… no shit, you dumb ass. Can you be any vaguer?

Nostradamus wasn’t a prophet, nor could he tell the future… he was just some con artist who wanted to have some political ties with “royalty” and be safe.

Anyway, you know that I don’t agree with the “every non-muslim out there has the sole purpose of destroying islam!” like most people who live here do. But this documentary was obviously trying to tell everyone that “YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Even someone who can genuinely predict the future says that muslims are the downfall of humanity and they are terrorist out to get us poor little innocent peaceful Christians!”… it was pathetic… really. And most of my readers (both of you) know how I am, regarding this shit. I don’t believe in conspiracy theories and all the bullshit. I truly believe that the “fight against islam” is basically a fight for land and oil, that’s it. but this documentary went way too fucking far.

Anyway, it’s a good waste of 90 minutes.



Again, people who don’t get results….

You follow the diet and training program for 3 weeks
You stop dieting because you “have too many obligations”, but still work out for another 2 weeks
You stop working out for a month, but you diet again for 2 weeks, then quit for 2 weeks
You go back to training but you don’t diet for another week
You start dieting, but you miss a couple of meals, cheat here and there
You get your diet together, then you start skipping training…


Now that you read this shit… you fucking know why you aren’t getting results… it’s self fucking explanatory…

And I know that tomorrow I’ll have 7 emails saying “you meant me, right? That was me you were talking about”… and that’s something you should think about.



The next American president?

John McCain… I hate the dude… hell, I hate both candidates… but he’s gonna win.
(If he does, does that mean I’m better than Nostradamus for giving specific details, like names?)



Fuds?

I is hungry…but nothing is worth eating. Tomorrow is my cheat day, and all I have is reeses peanut butter brownie mix from Betty Crocker… I was gonna buy some chewie chips ahoy, but the damn thing costs 35 riyals… I aint paying no 35 riyals just so I could say “mmmmmm”… fuck that shit. So, please… suggest a restaurant or a dessert (in the Dhahran-doha-khobar area… dammam is considered travelling to another country if you ask me) in the comment section by tomorrow afternoon.



Update

I look like shit… I want to quit this cutting bullshit. It’s a good thing I wrote down that I’d do it and shit on this blog… cuz the only thing keeping me from eating my ass off right now is that I’m too embarrassed to do something I said I won’t. I will post my weigh and shit tomorrow, pictures next week. I took a sneak peak of my weight this morning… I’m getting fucking heavier… how? I have no goddamn clue. I’m depleted, I look stringy, and my arms are smaller… but I’m heavier… shloan? madri

Sunday, October 19, 2008

A lesson to learn in doing a good job, fast job, and being delusional to some point

Check this transformation out:

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/annie_mcmurray.htm

She did a tremendous job in losing all that weight… 110 lbs in 15 months. Most people can’t even achieve that. Please take a look at her diet and training routines… it’s delicious, “healthy”, and manageable by anyone no matter how fucking busy you think you are. Although I would never suggest that diet to anyone, and I personally think it’s crap… as I said… It would do the fucking job because you have a caloric deficit.
This woman did a wonderful job……….. but…

This is where all the “oh, this? It’s excess skin. I have to surgically remove it” crap comes along. Check out the statistics… 260 lbs at 51% fat, 150 lbs at 22%. First off, 22% fat on a woman looks nothing like that. I don’t care what kind of caliper she used, or body fat measuring device, but that’s not 22%. It’s closer to 30%. The major fat stores in her body were her lower abs and her arms. All the people who are looking at her pictures now are saying “wow, look at all that extra skin on her arms in her after photos!” No, that’s not extra skin. It’s fat.
I told you before, being natural means losing fat and muscle at a rate of 1:1 in the best situations. 2:1 if you are genetically gifted. In her starting stats, she mentions 260 lbs at 51% fat… that means she has a total of 127 lbs of lean mass, and 133 lbs of fat. Right? 15 months later, she is 150 lbs at 22% fat. That means she has a total of 117 lbs of lean mass and 33 lbs of fat… To me, that doesn’t make any sense what so ever. Out of the 110 lbs she lost, she only lost 10 lbs of muscle? So she lost weight a rate of (fat:muscle) 10:1 while being in a caloric deficit for 15 months?
Lessons to be learned here are:

1- Losing more than 50 lbs per year will make you look like shit. It’s your fault you got up to astronomical bodyweight digits, and you didn’t get there overnight either. Take your time going down and don’t be stupid

2- Muscle… you can’t look good without it, and it won’t be there unless you train heavy and your diet is spot on (less than 1% of women out there are able to eat 1 gram/lb of lean body weight of protein. For most of them, that’s less than 100 grams. To hold on to muscle, you gotta eat atleast 1.5 grams/lb or, better yet, 2 grams/lb… women are only good at eating ice cream and cookies. When it comes to protein, they’d come up with excuses that make no sense. That’s why most women fail. Yes, just incase you are thinking about it, more men succeed in looking good than women do. The proof? Just go to any “tourist” beach… lots of men there who look like they put effort into their physique, and lots of women look like they’re just hoping that all the lean, and not thin… cuz thin is just as ugly, women will die and men won’t know how a real woman should look like.)

3- No one gets results overnight. Not even the genetic freaks. Just keep in mind that the slower you lose “weight”, the more you’ll hold on to muscle (and don’t be stupid about this either… I know some women will say “ok, so, today I’ll eat a gallon of ice cream… next month I’ll eat 7/8th of a gallon, and the month after I’ll eat 3/4th of a gallon and so on for 5 years… I’ll lose weight really slow that way and I’ll look beautiful!!” … don’t be surprised, many people are stupid… actually, the majority are!)

4- Your best bet, since you lack self control and will power, is to just eat cupcakes all day long, save up your money for a year, go get lipoed, tummy tucked, breast augmentation or implants, ab etched, and get a chemical peel… hell, you don’t even have to work hard to afford that these days. Now doesn’t that sound better than dieting and working out and shit? I know you can’t do it, you know you can’t do, and everyone around you (even your friends who cheer you on, then just laugh at you behind your back) knows you can’t do it! try eating 4 chicken breasts per day. Just 4 chicken breasts… you won’t be able to. Women have been brainwashed into “eat organic crap, it’ll make you beautiful… cup cakes taste good! BEEF BAD!!! CHICKEN BAD!!! EGGS WILL LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT WOMEN ACTUALLY FART!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!”

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Current progress and other shit I wanna talk about

Woke up on Thursday and was pretty shocked… although I got leaner, I actually gained 2.5 more lbs. I’m at 195.5 lbs at the moment (weighed Friday morning too to see the effects of a shit ton of carbs… woke up weighing 199 lbs.. but that doesn’t count. Only Thursday morning counts). My waist got a bit bigger and I blame it on the ab training. Although I only do 1 set of 50-80 reps with as little weight as possible, still, my abs respond extremely fast (growth) and that’s a fucking bad thing. Especially when you have flat, narrow pecs. Anyway, strength is up, got a bit bigger… all is good
I got some bad/good news… it depends on how you look at it. I went to the ittifag team coach to get the schedule and he told me that he got a call from the saudi bodybuilding federation. They told him that they have postponed all the competitions til Muharram (beginning of January). This gives me A LOT more time to get read (10 weeks or more), but it fucks up my plans for the year. Basically, the competitions are gonna start in January. That means they’ll end at roughly the end of February or so. So, I will have to push the start of my 20 week mass gaining period to March and end in late July. Meaning I only have about 4 weeks til the start of ramadhan to lose any kind of fat after that. So, basically the whole year plan got fucked up.

The plan right now… I will continue doing what I’m doing for another 2 weeks. I will then switch to 370 grams of protein, 120 grams of fat and only trace amounts of carbs for the rest of the 8 weeks leading to contest. I’m now 10 weeks out. So, I’ll start the no carb diet when I’m 8 weeks out. Then, add ephedrine or clenbuterol when I’m 6 weeks out. Then, I’ll add another cardio session 3 times per week when I’m 4 weeks out.
1 weeks out, I’ll stop training on Monday, and start shitloading on tuesday, mostly donuts, ice cream, and pizza. Then go back on low/no carb on Wednesday and Thursday. I will continue drinking water (8-10 liters) until the day of the contest. At 12 pm on Thursday (day of the contest) I will only drink water when I’m thirsty.
In my experience with no carb diets, my best day when I have massive pumps and look my best are Saturdays at the gym. Last cheat meal would be on Thursday, with Friday and Saturday being no carb days. So, if I just shift that and not fuck around with my water intake, things would be fine (I guess). We’ll see how it works out.


Two kinds of dieters who fail miserably

1- The guy who takes it too seriously from the get go (30% fat, never worked out or dieted before… you know who)… never even wants a cheat day, wants to make the food as complicated as possible and buys food that tastes like absolute crap when it’s not needed. This person usually quits within a week or two, max! The basic reason why this shit doesn’t work is:

A- No experience whatsoever in dieting for a long time and/or dieting strictly
B- Not knowing what the hell a diet is or how it works.

2- Those who take it too lightly and always say “I’m sure this won’t hurt”, or always wants to add something he heard “wouldn’t hurt”. These people are usually the ones who turn a meal that consists of 200 grams of tuna and ½ cup of rice to 100 grams of tuna, 2 tbsp low fat mayo, lettuce, cucumbers, corn, 2 potatoes, 1 glass of cranberry juice, and some bread. You asked them why? And they say “well, I figured that decreasing the tuna won’t affect the protein content that much. Lettuce, cucumber and corn don’t have calories, so I can eat as much as I like. Low fat mayo is low fat, so it’s ok. My doctor told me cranberry juice is healthy, so I wanted to drink some with this meal. And since rice is like bread, I decided to use bread.” … The majority of people I know fall under this category. These are the people who usually call me at 10 pm and say “what can I eat instead of grilled chicken and olive oil?” being the nice person I am, I just say “first of all, don’t call me this late, and I’ve told you this before. And if you don’t want chicken, use tuna with olive oil. Same weight… other than that, you can have a whey shake with nuts or peanut butter…”… the reply I get: “well, you see, I passed by subway five minutes ago and got me a foot long club sandwich. It had slices of turkey and roast beef. It was a lot. And brown bread should be good for me, right? And I used low fat mayo and low fat cheese. That’s healthy, right?” … Pisses me the fuck off. I really don’t know why the fuck people pay me all that money, just to go by what they want and not listed to a damn word I say?

Those who are too serious about their diets and don’t know shit about it… epic fail
Those who eat whatever they want… epic fail
Those who diet without working out… epic fail
Those who workout without dieting… epic fail
Those who believe diet advice in emails and on the news… epic fail
Those who are waiting for the magic pill… epic fail
Boobs FTW!!!
Those who think cardio is the answer… epic fail
Those who think lifting weights isn’t important… epic fail
Those who train smart, diet strictly but know what they’re doing, rest accordingly, and follow a long term (reasonable and sane) plan FTW!!!!


Well well well…

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081017/ap_on_he_me/med_obesity_brain;_ylt=Ao5zH42icx8kTnLDwt_5KSrVJRIF

“I like to enjoy food, unlike you.”

I told you before, anyone who diets seriously and is very strict enjoys food more than anyone else. And this shit proves it (although I don’t believe in 99% of the crap research they come up with these days, but you do… so here you go).

Basically, what this article is saying makes a bit of sense. You are desensitized to the “joy of food” if you’re a fat ass. And if you are lean, you will enjoy it more and more. The leaner you are, the more you’ll enjoy it.

Here are some excerpts…

"The more blunted your response to the milkshake taste, the more likely you are to gain weight,"

This is bullshit… I believe it’s the opposite. The fatter you are, the less it’ll taste good.

“A healthy diet and plenty of exercise are the main factors in whether someone is overweight”

No shit, Sherlock!

“Yet that brain region was far less active in overweight people than in lean people, and in those who carry that A1 gene variant, the researchers reported. Moreover, women with that gene version were more likely to gain weight over the coming year.”

Again, they have it backwards.
It’s like drugs… you take some coke til you fry your brain, you will eventually need a lot more to give you the same feeling the more you use it. it’s not the other way around. It would be stupid to say “if you are stupid, you will need a lot of coke to get high and you are more likely to develop an addiction if you are stupid.”

My point being that if you resist the temptation of eating crap food and go on a diet and exercise frequently, eating 1/10 of the quantity of crap once a week will taste a million times better and will feel a lot better than if you ate it on a regular basis. And the whole point of eating crap is because it tastes good… why not make it taste better and not suffer the consequences?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Come on!!! It’s not THAT bad!!!

This is the dumbest excuse I’ve ever seen to justify a horrible diet when someone wants to see results. If you aren’t getting closer to your goal, and you’re asking people for advice, THEN YOUR DIET AND TRAINING ARE THAT BAD!!!! I swear to you, on a female dieting and bullshit forum where 99% of the member are obese retards, a woman posted her diet. The diet was close to what everyone else on that forum was doing. Basically, it wasn’t a diet, it was just writing down what you eat and call it a diet. This is the exact diet she was following (just one of her stupid days, a good one actually)

Ice cream, regular, flavors other than chocolate ( 1 cup ) 267 15 31
5NABISCO, NABISCO OREO CRUNCHIES, Cookie Crumb Topping ( 4 serving ) 209 9 31
2Cereals ready-to-eat, KRAFT, POST GRAPE-NUTS Cereal ( 2 1/2 cup (1 NLEA serving) ) 416 2 94 13
Milk, NFS ( 1 cup ) 124 5 128
High protein bar, candy-like, soy and milk base ( 1 bar ) 220 7 31 1
3Fritter, apple ( 1 fritter (2-1/2" long x 1-5/8" wide) ) 62 4 6
1Coffee, latte ( 1 coffee cup (6 fl oz) ) 73 4 6
4Apple-cherry juice ( 1 cup ) 117 0 29
1Cookies, oatmeal, prepared from recipe, without raisins ( 2 cookie (2-5/8" dia) ) 134 5 20 2Fruit drink, low calorie ( 20 fl oz ) 108 0 28 0

Total 1730kal 52 288 48

If you go on that board, you will find a bunch of fat women praising this kind of “healthy” diet and lifestyle. Eventually, if you think you are going to lose weight and you don’t work for it, you will!
What kind of retarded shit is that?
My brother is the same way… I told him time and again that he eats crap… he says his diet isn’t that bad. When I insist it is, he implies that I don’t know what I’m talking about and I’m an extremist. The best results I ever made in my life (in a fatloss sense) was years ago when I was eating 5 cans of tuna, 2 whey shakes, and 1 cup of oats and ½ can of peaches everyday weighing in at a whopping 165 lbs! LOL! … that is extreme, and that’s what got me there… Come to think of it, I might do it again, but eat more tuna. Anyway, this is the main reason why my brother isn’t gaining muscle or losing fat. The other reason is his training.
Whenever someone tells me their diet, I just go “oooooooooooooooooh… not good.” They ask why, and I explain. After the explanation, they say “come on, it’s not that bad!” I explain some more, and what they have to do. When they see that it’s fucking complicated and hard work to chow down all that disgusting food, they say “you don’t know what you’re talking about” thinking that the general advice, like “eat lots of protein, like potatoes”, is what they should take.
I have never met a person in saudi Arabia (other than faisal al olaiw, and mahmood something something… I don’t know his last name) than knows anything about nutrition when I first talk to them. Yet they still think I’m the retard for not saying “eat lots of rice and don’t do a lot of reps if you want to get big, use hydroxycut and do high repetitions with light weight if you want to burn fat!”

Also, supplements… I swear, most of the supplements I buy (other than whey, creatine, and liquid aminos) are just a waste of money and I only buy them because they taste great. Kinda like extremely expensive tang. Nothing tastes as good as that damn grape flavored cell tech… sometimes, I just want to mix a gallon of water with all the powder in there and drink it all at once cuz it tastes so good! Other than that, I can cut the price by more than 50% and get the same result. Other supplements are utterly worthless. L-arginine is one of them… all those N.O. products… worthless when it comes to gains. They are great when you are low carbing and want a pump at the gym… but it’s just that, a pump! Contributing nothing towards gains. It’s just expensive caffeine powder with some aminos that increase blood flow.
Anyway, people give them much more credit than they deserve… they contribute nothing to results, and the ads are basically bullshit. If a supplement is made illegal, that means it works!... like ephedrine.
Taking creatine and whey won’t “bulk you up”, and taking amino acids and hydroxycut won’t get you cut. It’s food and training. If you aren’t on you away or already there, you’re doing it wrong.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I have to say it again. Being skinny doesn’t mean you don’t have fat on your body and you can just eat a shit ton and gain muscle. Most of the skinny people I know are over 15% fat. If you don’t have a clear six pack, you have fat on you. If you think it’s a little, it’s a lot. And fat people, stop low blowing yourselves. Don’t say “I’m not that fat.” Yes, you are. And in most cases, you are REALLY FAT. I sometimes ask people (when they try to explain to me that they aren’t fat) “can you see the outline of your abs?” they say “yeah, it’s pretty clear”… only to find out that they are delusional. The small ridge between your chest and stomach is not the outline of your abs!!!

Be honest… be true to yourself… and accept the fact that your diet and training suck if you aren’t getting results. Also, be honest about your results… if you’ve been doing the same thing for 8 weeks and you haven’t changed, don’t see “I think I look better, I’m gonna keep doing the same shit”… you know you suck when you keep on asking people for advice.

And don’t ever say that your diet isn’t “that bad” if you don’t buy fresh food, know how to balance out your macronutrients, weigh your food, and know how to calculate shit to the T.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Again, and again, and again, and again...

Guess what?!?!?!?!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/americas-5-fattest-and-getting-fatter-states-282773

Yup, obesity is getting worse in the states (and around the world... judging by the rising number of fat asses i see).
This time, i want your explanation. why is it that gym's are making bigger profits from more gym memberships, more books about weightloss are being sold than ever, and the supplement industry are doubling in their profit margins, yet people are still getting fatter and fatter?

write your opinion in the comment box, and i'll write mine (again) here...

I will make it organized this time (epic failed attempt to try to explain this in an easy way)... so here it goes

1) Convenient food choices (TV dinners, fast food, snacks and shit) have less volume and more calories (i picked up a "lozain" sandwich from the store last thursday in the morning for a quick bite, and saw that it had 300 calories of fat and carbs)

2) People are lazy. and let's face it, playing Rock band or shit like that for 3 hours straight is a lot more fun than going to the gym for 30 minutes. So, we say "I don't have time to workout" and try to convince ourselves that it's true.

3) Lying to ourselves. all this "i'm proud of my body" and "there's nothing wrong with being fat" is one of the main causes of the rise in obesity. you keep lying to yourself and try to believe that. then, 200 lbs later, you look at your reflection in the mirror and start crying and say "i'm fat and ugly". Yes, fat and ugliness are directly proportional. Try to convince yourself otherwise and you will end up like everyone else. 200 lbs overweight needing atleast 2 years of hard work to look normal. And this shit alone will break your will power to even START dieting or exercising

4) Believing that supplements and "super" supplements are harmful. sure they are, but that big mac you eat every goddamn day isn't, right? If an obese person switched from 3 junk meals per day, to 3 myoplex or met-rx meal replacements per day and took some fish oil, he will lose a shit ton of weight, and will be much healthier in every aspect of life. taking those meal replacements (although i think they are crap) are much better than eating your "healthy" home cooked meal, or eating at a restaurant. And guess what? it would cost less.

5) Convincing yourself that muscles are ugly. This is like trying to convince yourself that people don't care about money, looks, cars, houses, clothes... etc. Only poor people say "money is the root of all evil" and only out of shape people say "muscles are ugly"

6) Being in a hurry when you have all the time in the world. You know, yesterday i was watching "my name is Earl" and he was telling another convict in prison, who spent 20 years there, that if he would've worked with the warden and got some good behaviour certificates, he would've been out in 10 years. so the guy says "what the hell? work for him for 10 years just to get out early? who the hell has that kind of time?" it's exactly like fat people. spending 4 hours a day doing nothing productive AT ALL, wanting to get "skinny" and you tell them that if they actually used 3 hours per week out of the 40+ hours of free time they had during the week just to exercise, they'd say "who the hell has that kind of time?!"

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!
7) NO SELF CONTROL WHAT SO EVER!!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Update

I managed to avoid the scale all last week until it was time to take measurements. If you remember, last week i was 189 lbs. I got a little bigger, and a little leaner, and was surprised to see my weight shoot up to 193 lbs.

Still, i won't make any changes to the diet and training program for a while. I might switch the cod and shrimp to some chicken. It started out good, but when you eat more than 300 grams of each every day, it gets fucking old really quick.

I'm not noticing the usual fullness i get with carbs in my diet (carbs are around 165 grams). So, if I don't see any improvements in that department, i'm just gonna cut out all the carbs and up my protein and fat to compensate for the calories. Since i'm gonna be flat anyway, why not lose fat faster?

Monday, October 06, 2008

Breaking it down, from A-Z

No matter how many times I try to explain it, the general public still does not understand how “diet” works. So, I’m dedicating this post to explaining the whole process in (hopefully) simple terms. Again, I’m not going to be scientific, and a lot of people might disagree on what I’m going to say, but this is just how I see it (and obviously, It’s working well… atleast much better than the way nutritionists in this country handle/understand it)

First of all, let’s talk about macronutrients. You basically have 3 macronutrients:

1- Proteins
2- Carbohydrates
3- Fats

Let’s pick everyone of these apart.

Proteins:
Proteins are made up of essential and non essential amino acids. Essential amino acids are the ones that you need to eat because your body cannot produce them. Non essential aminos, as you might have concluded, are the ones that your body can produce from other tissue (mostly muscle). Protein is an essential nutrient that is needed to sustain life and keep your body functioning normally.
With regards to diet (food), you basically have two sources:
1- Complete proteins
2- Incomplete proteins
Complete proteins are ones that contain all the essential and non essential amino acids in different ratios, depending on the source. Best food sources for protein (pure complete protein) are: Eggs, fish, poultry, and beef

Incomplete proteins are those that do not contain a full chain of amino acids. Basically, they are crap. True, if you mix incomplete sources of protein in one meal, you might end up with all the amino acids you need. Still, the ratios of those aminos are no optimal and they are complete shit (IMHO). Sources of incomplete proteins are: Legumes, nuts, soy, and other crap that hippies are interested in.

Carbohydrates:
It’s surprising to know that most people’s diets are 100% based on carbohydrates, and most people don’t even know what foods are carbohydrates. I have heard people say potatoes are good sources of protein, and beef has carbs. Also, people don’t know that carbohydrates are a non-essential nutrient, meaning you can live without them. Anyway, carbs can be divided into 2 categories:
1- Complex carbohydrates
2- Simple carbohydrates

Complex carbohydrates are those that are made up of complex chains of sugar that are hard to break down by the body (it takes time to break them down). Most complex carbohydrate sources are limited to grains, legumes, and vegetables. Some of these sources are: oats, bran, most vegetables, beans (and crap), sweet potatoes, yams, brown rice… etc.

Simple carbohydrates are those that are made up of a simple chain of sugar. Glucose, fructose, and lactose… other sources, like sucrose (table sugar) are a combination of these simple sugars. Sources of simple carbs are just about everything you can think of: refined products (white bread, sugary cereal, fruits, white rice… etc).

Fats:
Fats, like proteins, are an essential nutrient. They can be divided into:
1- Saturated fats
2- Unsaturated (mono and poly) fats

You basically need fatty acids (fats are broken down to fatty acids) to survive. Saturated fats aren’t as bad as most people think, as long as they are less than 50% of your fat intake. Saturated fats aren’t bad, but that doesn’t mean they are good. Unsaturated fats (or healthy fats) should be anyone’s major concern. Your body can actually use these for cholesterol production and regulation (most people don’t even know how important cholesterol is… your body’s cholesterol, and not dietary cholesterol). Just take it from me, cholesterol production is fucking important. Saturated fat sources can be summed up in anything refined or cooked for a long period of time (the corn or vegetable oil you buy at the grocery store, butter, milk fat, cream, egg yolks… etc). Unsaturated fats are mostly natural products that aren’t from animal sources, like extra virgin olive oil, peanut oil, natural peanut butter (although regular peanut butter is quite full of unsaturated fats), nuts, avocados… etc.

Now that we’ve broken down these nutrients, let’s see how they are used to build a better physique.

Protein:

Simply put, it builds muscle. Your muscles are made out of proteins (mostly glutamine, it’s an amino acid). If you want them bigger, or you want to maintain their size, you need a lot of fucking protein.
As you might know, I’ve eaten like a normal person from the beginning of august til the end of September. A normal person would be lucky to get 100 grams of protein per day. That’s good enough to sustain life. Hell, even 20 grams is enough to sustain life. But we aren’t looking for that. 1 gram of protein per lb of body is what you should shoot for.
Now, protein can be used in two ways in the body:
1- Goes to building muscle
2- Turns into glucose via a process called gluconogenesis
So, it’s either contributing to muscle building/maintenance, or turning into glucose and used up as energy or stored as fat (after it turns to glucose).
One thing you should know is that protein has a high thermic effect. This means your body has a hard time digesting the damn thing and it actually burns calories while doing it. The thermic effect differs from person to person, and the source of protein being consumed. This is why when you eat a shit ton of beef, you start sweating. Your body is producing energy by burning off the protein.
It’s being debated whether there is a limit on protein assimilation in one sitting. Some people think there is none (meaning you can eat 100 grams of protein per meal), and some people think it’s at 30 grams and you can’t absorb more than that every 2 hours. But all of this is based on bullshit and there are no real studies to prove any of this. My opinion is that if you keep meals at 40-75 grams (for men) and 20-50 grams (for women) you will most likely absorb all of it (depending on the time of the meal, which will be discussed later).
Most people would assume that when I say 50 grams of protein, I mean 50 grams of beef, or 50 grams of chicken or whatever. No, that is totally wrong. Let’s take a chicken breast for example. A medium chicken breast would weigh around 100-120 grams. In that chicken breast there is around 24-29 grams of protein. You have to account for the water weight and other crap. So when I say 50 grams of protein per meal, that’s around 2 chicken breasts per meal. And when I say 200 grams of protein per day, that’s around 8 chicken breasts just for your protein needs. The beef on a big mac will only give you 20 grams of protein if you’re lucky. You see how little that is? You have to eat 5 big macs (no cheese) to get 100 grams of protein. Even with the cheese, that’s only 150 grams of protein. There are tons of website that tell you the macronutrient breakdown of different foods by weight. Look it up.

Carbohydrates:

Their evil!!! NO NO!!! they said they’re good on CNN yesterday!!! NO WAIT!!! Ummm…. People are really stupid when it comes to this crap because they don’t know what carbohydrates are, or what they do. Here’s a basic breakdown:
When you digest carbs and absorb them, your body produces insulin. Now, insulin is a shuttle hormones. It takes fat to fat cells, protein to muscle, and stores unused glucose as fat (fat is burned, glucose can be turned into fat or used as energy, protein can be turned to glucose and the cycle goes on… it doesn’t work in reverse order). Now, if you eat 30 grams of carbs, your body won’t produce as much insulin as it would if you ate 100 grams of carbs. A molten chocolate cake from chili’s would have around 280 grams of pure sugar. How bad do you think it would spike insulin production? Anyway, back to the subject.
When insulin is active in the body, it inhibits lypolisis (releasing fatty acids from fatty tissue, which is what you want if you want to burn fat) but, it also shuttles nutrients (protein and glucose) into muscle cells. This is good news if you want to build muscle. When insulin isn’t active, fatty acids can be released for energy, BUT your body would prefer to release amino acids from muscle tissue as an energy source and you cannot shuttle amino acids into muscle cells. This is where the debate of “carbs are good” or “carbs are bad” came from. The problem with retards is they think it’s a black or white thing. No, it’s not. As long as you keep insulin production under control (eating reasonable amounts of carbs according to your sensitivity) you can burn fat if you are in a deficit, and you can build muscle if you are in a surplus of calories.

The GI (Glycemic Index)

I don’t believe this is of much importance because overeating is overeating no matter what. But the GI scales measures how fast a carbohydrate would increase an insulin spike. Glucose (pure blood sugar) has a GI of 100. This means it will give a very high spike. The lower the number, the lower the spike. This is why eating oats (very low GI) is better than eating white rice (very high GI). Still, I don’t believe in this crap because when you eat a bunch of different foods in one meals (bread, oil, beef, cheese… etc) you are fucking up the whole glycemic index and you are slowing down absorption of that carbohydrate. The glycemic index is based on eat a certain carbohydrate on an empty stomach without eating anything else. This is bullshit. The main reason for insulin spikes is basically over eating carbs. Whether it be oats, or table sugar.

Fats

It’s very hard to avoid fats in a diet, and there’s a reason for that. YOU FUCKING NEED IT!!! no, fat will not make you fat. Over eating will make you fat. Basically, eating fats slows digestion, and it gives your body all the essential fatty acids it needs (depending on the source of fat in the diet). There’s not much to be said about fat when it comes to bodybuilding and fitness since it’s a simple nutrient that is there to:
1- Increase calories
2- Help in fat loss by providing essential fatty acids that would promote lypolisis


How to put it all together

If you eat too much protein, you will convert a lot of it to fat
If you eat too many carbs, you will produce more insulin than needed and fuck up your fat loss
If you eat too much fat, you will have a surplus of calories and you will gain fat

So, what to do?
You have to develop a system. There are things that are given, like protein should be in every meal. But, there are things you have to account for to add in the other nutrients:

1- your goal

If it’s fat loss, shoot for less calories than you burn. If it’s gaining mass, shoot for more calories. How do you know how many calories you burn in a day? I don’t know. But in most cases it is between 12 and 15 calories per lb of body weight. You should have a controlled diet (let’s say 2500 cals per day) and see if you gain or lose weight. Then you will know.

2- nutrient timing

You should know by now that your body will absorb the most nutrients post training, and during breakfast. These are optimal times for eating carbs. Other times of the day, your body will be in a “relaxed” state, and you won’t burn many calories. So, you can eat fat and protein at those times. BUT WAIT!!!! What if you need carbs? What will you do then? What if you need 300 grams of carbs per day? (you will know this by trial and error. No one can tell you how many of each macronutrient you need. You need to figure it out on your own or hire a trainer who is experienced). If that’s the case, you can’t eat 150 grams of carbs during breakfast, and 150 grams post workout! You will get fat! Why? Too big of an insulin spike with too many calories!! That’s 600 calories from carbs only!!! Even if you are in a deficit, you will not burn fat this way. Solution? Divide the carbs on other meals. The higher the fat content, the lower the carb content and vice versa.

3- macro nutrient breakdown

You hear me talking about ratios all the time. There is a difference between 2000 calories at 40% protein, 40% carbs, 20% fat as a total for the day, and 2000 calories with 40% protein, 40% carbs and 20% fat PER MEAL!!! The latter means every meal has to have the same ratio of macronutrients throughout the day. The first one means that you don’t have to eat the same ratios at each meal, but at the end of the day, when you add up all the grams of protein, carbs, and fats, you will come up with that ratio.


As I always say, there is no (1) right way of dieting. If you know the basics and how this shit works, you can come up with anything you want:
Ketosis
High carbs, high protein, low fat
High protein, moderate carb, moderate fat
High protein, low carb, high fat
Carb cycling
Cyclic keto diet
… etc

Each one has it’s pros and cons. It’s up to you to choose.

I don’t think I have to mention anything about “starvation mode” because it’s very well known right now. But just to rehash, you eat less calories than you need, your body will hold on to fat and the only weight you’ll lose is muscle. Don’t go below a certain caloric limit. It’s usually 8-10 cals per lb of bodyweight if you’re overweight, and around 6-8 if you’re obese.
Say, someone who is 220 lbs at 5’8, his lower limit would be 1320-1760 calorie. This is a number he should never reach. And for the same dude at 190 lbs, that number would be 1520-1900 calories. This is not exact science here, but you know what I mean.

Again, always start high on calories. Add 1000 calories to your lower limit and start from there. Starting on a higher caloric intake will always be better than starting on the lower side.

I hope that helps…

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

Friday, October 03, 2008

New Stuffies!!!!

A lot of stuff has come up in the past couple of days...
I talked to a very reputable trainer who trains pros and it took me a while to get some info off of him, because he "retired" from the training business last year. anyway, we talked in detail about what i'm doing, bodyshape, training, yada yada yada and i explained what i'm doing this year. so he gave me some advice to keep cardio in from the begining, add some carbs to the diet (very small amounts) and decrease the fat intake a bit. I said before that i won't be taking in any carbs, but after he explained to me that if i don't want to look flat all the time, i'd have to keep them in and keep them to a minimum. anyway, i wrote up my diet program and it's 360 grams of protein, 160 grams of carbs, and 80 grams of fat.

I kept thinking about the training method and how i can make it better. I won't change it, but i made little adjustments. since chest and biceps are my lagging bodyparts, i will pre-exhaust them before the heavy sets. and that's basically the change i'm making.

The ittifag coach called me on eid and he told me that there's a contest in 6 weeks. hell, i'm cutting anyway, and I want to get into the best condition possible, so this contest will help keep me on track. I'm not shooting for winning the damn thing, but i just want to compete in this one to stay on the diet and hopefully step on stage in 10-12 weeks in the best condition of my life in the kingdom championship. I took 3rd 2 years ago, so i'll try to get a better placing this year.

It's been 8 weeks now. i have only trained 7 times in these 8 weeks and i've been eating 1-2 junk meals per day and some candy bars and shit in between. basically i'm a normal person. I'd be lucky if i got 100 grams of protein per day. Although it seemed like i ate an ice cream cake on a daily basis, i still lost a ton of weight (mostly muscle). are you ready for this? in 8 weeks i went from 205 lbs to 189 lbs! 16 fucking lbs!!! this is while eating crap and not working out. It feels like shit to tell you the truth. being normal is something i don't want to be. you know why? being normal means being lazy, bloated, feeling like shit, knowing your health is going down the shitter... etc. I would routinely have chest pains, light brown urine, constipation, ass piss, severe pain in the abdomin from gas... etc! most people think this is a normal part of life. WELL IT'S NOT!!! anyway, i said before that what i do is not healthy... now i say, fuck that! it is!

Today's friday. i went and did morning cardio... it felt like taking heroin after coming out of rehab... fucking awesome!! started my diet, and will start working out tomorrow. I'm just fucking excited about this :) ... took some pictures yesterday and will post pics every 4 weeks. i look like shit here, and the muscle loss is obvious. hopefully the rebound will be "dramatic" next month :)