The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

We're getting better... we just need more time (yeah, right!)

http://ksa.daralhayat.com/ksaarticle/88845

I really don't care if this article is made up or not. To me, it sounds like something that could (or for a better word, WILL) happen.
for those who can't read arabic... basically, the religious police followed a woman into the bathroom, and in seconds dragged her out of the women's bathroom (in public) while she was yelling and screaming. she then tried to escape, ran for a couple of meters then collapsed and blacked out. they dragged her away from the street and started kicked and beating her. when she refused to go into their car (SUV), they lifted her from her hands and feet and threw her in the trunk then drove off.

A lot of people in the comments section are saying "let's not jump to conclusions. let's wait til we know the rest of the story"
REALLY???? FUCKING REALLY????
"yeah, one of my friends gathered up his wife and kids and beat them senselessly with a baseball bat, then splashed them with hot oil and burned their skin off.... he wasn't done yet, he then covered them with salt and lemon juice and the pain caused them to pass out.... but let's not jump to any conclusions here... we have to know the whole story first... he might have a right to do that"

A lot of people in this country are brainwashed to believe that we don't have crime, domestic abuse, prostitution, drugs... etc. and that this is all thanks to the religious police or this country being "holy".

let me tell you about sick shit that happened in this country in the past couple of years that didn't quite make it to the news... What are my sources for these stories? The therapist who handled these situations, and the police officer who was assigned to these cases are all close relatives.

1- someone found out that his sister was calling a guy (boyfriend.... like that's something out of the norm) so he decided to beat her and.. get this... rape her. His sister was traumatized and had to go to therapy. they summoned her brother and his father... the brother confessed, and the dad said "i don't see anything wrong here... i think she deserved it"... the police were not involved due to fear of "ruining the family's name" (plus, neither the therapist nor the daughter could call the police... the therapist would lose her job, and the daughter is... well... a daughter)

2- A dude, beat his wife with a 3ajra (baseball bat with spikes) until there were holes on her back, go his gun and round up the kids (he was high on drugs and as drunk as shit at the time) and threatened to kill all of them. When the wife went to the police, no one did shit. it was like "he beat you? so what's the problem?"

3- (this story was in the news) a guy divorced his wife, but he had a little girl from her and he married someone else. the ex-wife wanted the girl but (even thought the dad didn't want to keep the baby) the ex-husband said he won't give the baby to her just to piss her off. so, she retaliated by telling him that the baby isn't his. the guy got so pissed off (and his new wife) that they killed the baby... how? the new wife beat her with her high heel shoes... and then the dad put her under the tires of the car and rolled over her back and forth numerous times til she died. The police actually put these two in jail, and i really don't remember what happened to them.

4- (this one i know by heart) a guy, very fucked up... mid twenties... used to have a room in his parents house filled with cocaine and booze (yes, here in saudi, in the eastern province) his dad just gave up on him (so did the rest of his family) he had an italian girlfriend (online) and he discovered that she was cheating on him... that's when he hit rock bottom i guess... anyway, he decided to turn his life around, go to do the hajj, and devote his life to god... hehehehe... i love those people... they were better off when they were "fucked up" and not eternally screwed like now. anyway, his family was so happy for him, and they just exploded with joy when he told them he wants to get married...
he got married... beat his wife senselessly everyday... had a kid 9 months later... ofcourse, his wife is never allowed to leave the house because it is a sin (everything she does is a sin) and her daughter was around 1 year old when this shit happened... she took a picture of her daughter while her daughter was walking... the guy always checks her phone day and night to make sure she isn't selling her vagina... anyway, he saw the pictures... got furious, tied them up (wife and daughter) and started slowly pouring boiling water on them while saying "this is so you learn that you never take pictures of my daughter... on whores are on pictures"


these are just some simple example of how we are a holy, safe, and civilized society.
my mother works as a social worker in the company... I saw an email from the medical organization with a "campaign against domestic violence"... so i asked my mom (sarcastically) "so, what are you guys doing against domestic violence? if i beat up my wife now for no reason... and i'm talking break bones here... can you do anything?" she wanted to act like these campaigns really matter and started saying "ofcourse!!! we won't let you do that!" So i say "how? the police are ok with it. and i personally know women who got this close to being beaten to death and the police said so what? and this is with medical reports from the hospital."

Fact of the matter is... in this wonderful country, it is your privilege and right as a man to beat the shit out of your wife and kids, then go to bahrain to get shit faced and sleep with prostitutes.

god bless this land.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

2012

It saddens me to say that there are people who actually take this shit seriously. Anyway, have you seen the movie?

well, i have... and let me tell you... if this shit were true? it wouldn't go down like they showed in the movie. i'm not talking about the destruction here... i'm talking about how people would react.
let me tell you something... there's this panic instinct in all of us. when shit hits the fan... i mean, when real shit hits the fan hard, you will not be human anymore.
yes, there are SOME traits that instinct can't overcome (like looking for your loved ones and trying to save them and shit like that), but that's part of a bigger system called evolution (survival of the fittest)... and these people are considered the fattest! they will not be fit for survival. why?

ok... i'll tell you... this will be the true situation if 2012 was real and shit hit the fan (according to buselmo)
Here are the events in particular order that will commence (assuming the magnitude of destruction rises with time):

1- people are gonna steal shit

2- religious fanatics are gonna start murdering people (massive numbers)

3- More people who are trying to say "everyone, calm down. let's tackle this situation with love"
are gonna die a horrible death... because frankly, they're just gonna get in everyones way and waste time.

4- mothers are gonna start searching for their babies/kids/grown up offspring (even if they're 40 years old) and get killed in the process... no, there's none of that sentimental shit where they find each other and hug for 20 minutes while a wave of lava approaches and they magically make it through... both of them are fucking dead

5- Rich people, ruthless people, liers, mass murdering politicians, corrupt government officials, and selfish pricks who would sell their mom for a nickle are the only people who are going to survive. In the process, when they are all in the "arc" that would save the scum that's left of humanity... one of the people who had the motto of "let's all love each other and care for each other. we're all brothers and sisters and we should solve this with love" is gonna show up right before the arc with the assholes is about to leave... this guy looks like he's been dipped in a sack of firey shit... holding about 300 kg of C-4 laughing like a maniac and saying "if i'm not making it outta here alive, you aren't either YOU FUCKERS!!!" jumps in the gears with the explosives and blows everyone up.

that will be the end of humanity as we know it... and guess what? all what happened is a couple of earthquakes and tsunamis that would only wipe out 1/2 - 3/4 of the population. this would be a very good chance to start over. but no... we opt to kill everyone because every fucker out there is saying "no, we should save these guys" "no, these guys" "if we can't save everyone, let's all die together with love"...

movie fucking pissed me off...

what would i have done?
well, i told my wife what i'd do... and she pretty much got pissed and didn't agree...

i would've stayed home and waited it out.

true story.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Excerpts from the Diary of a Pissed Off Bodybuilder

yeah, he may have muscle, but if he ever gets into a fight he'd be dead

how many times have a I heard that? how many times have you said that? I truly don't give a shit, up until a couple of days when mariusz pudzianowsky made his MMA debut. he was training for a couple of months and got a lot of shit from almost everyone... you know, usual stuff
"he has too much muscle, he can't move"
"he's going against real fighters, strength means nothing"
"Is he retarded? he'll get his face bashed in... this is a real fight, not carrying barrels"

and so on... remember, Mariusz won the WSM (world strongest man) title numerous times, the guy is big enough to be an IFBB pro bodybuilder... and after everyone saw what happened to that idiot Frank Sapp (big/fat muscular guy in MMA who always gets beat up), people thought that having a lot of muscle = not being able to fight....

well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOZI-2vk2Nw

THE OTHER GUY GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH
when mariusz started kicking... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ... you know how you run after your kids to beat them and say "ta3al!!", start kicking and they run and jump away to avoid it? this reminded me of that! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! do you know how getting kicked like that would feel? by this guy in particular?? did you see the fear in the other guys face when he felt that first kick?? RAPE!!!! RAPE!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

I'm not an MMA fan, but this shit made my day.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Excerpts from the Diary of a Pissed Off Bodybuilder

I has a fat...
yes... indeed. I'm up to the heaviest weight i've ever been at... 219 lbs... me fatty watty... my strength and size are going up like crazy... so is my waistline. but that's the way it goes. it feel very uncomfortable gaining weight this fast. i can't walk for very long periods of time due to the excess weight (calves get insanely pumped up to the point where i can't bend my ankles), my back hurts all the time, i feel like throwing up... etc. i'm only gonna keep doing this for another month or so, then i'll start dieting down.


Fucking Twinks...

this whole metrosexual crap is going too fucking far... there's nothing called being a metrosexual... your either gay, you act gay, or you're not. I went to shop for some new work pants cuz my ass got so big it ripped one of my pants... Anyway, i remember that Giordano had some nice pants and some good polo and work shirts... so i went there... that whole place was fucking twilightified... full of gay emo pink-red-purple crap fit for "men" you never shave cuz they're so gay they don't even produce any facial hair who think lip gloss looks rugid on their ass.

WTF?? I usually can't spend more than 3 minutes in a place to shop... even mariam knows that... i just go in the middle of a place, do a quick scan, then leave cuz i can't find anything remotely "nice", or if i do, it would fit me... if i lost 170 lbs.
I swear... i'm not joking... really... when i went to the damn store, i was a bit embarressed... took a step back... then looked around and said "huh??"... you know why? i thought i was in the womens section. I shit you not. Tight purple jeans that flare out in the end... pink shirts that are really tight around the waist... purple scarfs... really huge belts with buckles as big as my ass.
turned out to be the mens section... what's funny is that the womens section is actually filled with loose fitting dark blue, green, and black shirts and sweaters, and some big ass pants. It's really pathetic.
I'm the kind of person who hates trying on shit... i just look at it and buy it if i like it... and i don't like anything. Went to another store and found some nice pants for work... took me a while to find 36" waist pants... but eventually did... all of them are twink sizes... if your waist is 28", and you are taller than 5'5... you really need to eat. anyway... I discovered that they were "twink sized" when i got home and put them on... i don't consider myself to have big legs, but shit, i compare myself to people who are 260 lbs, 5'6 tall @6% fat... these damn pants lock up on my quads, get pulled up above my ankles, and the ass part flaps down.... and these pants have a 36" fucking waist!! so they're basically designed for someone who is obese, has a fat ass, and toothpick legs. fuck it... i guess i'd have to go to a tailor from now on.
fucking twilight twinks with they gay ass anorexia and faggotry... can't even find a decent colored t-shirt these days... and they're all malnurished... i'm a big midget myself... 5'7... and i'm starting to feel tall and huge around these fags... is it just me, or are they averaging out at 5'3-5'5 @ <100>