Excerpts from the Diary of a Pissed Off Bodybuilder
I has a fat...
yes... indeed. I'm up to the heaviest weight i've ever been at... 219 lbs... me fatty watty... my strength and size are going up like crazy... so is my waistline. but that's the way it goes. it feel very uncomfortable gaining weight this fast. i can't walk for very long periods of time due to the excess weight (calves get insanely pumped up to the point where i can't bend my ankles), my back hurts all the time, i feel like throwing up... etc. i'm only gonna keep doing this for another month or so, then i'll start dieting down.
Fucking Twinks...
this whole metrosexual crap is going too fucking far... there's nothing called being a metrosexual... your either gay, you act gay, or you're not. I went to shop for some new work pants cuz my ass got so big it ripped one of my pants... Anyway, i remember that Giordano had some nice pants and some good polo and work shirts... so i went there... that whole place was fucking twilightified... full of gay emo pink-red-purple crap fit for "men" you never shave cuz they're so gay they don't even produce any facial hair who think lip gloss looks rugid on their ass.
WTF?? I usually can't spend more than 3 minutes in a place to shop... even mariam knows that... i just go in the middle of a place, do a quick scan, then leave cuz i can't find anything remotely "nice", or if i do, it would fit me... if i lost 170 lbs.
I swear... i'm not joking... really... when i went to the damn store, i was a bit embarressed... took a step back... then looked around and said "huh??"... you know why? i thought i was in the womens section. I shit you not. Tight purple jeans that flare out in the end... pink shirts that are really tight around the waist... purple scarfs... really huge belts with buckles as big as my ass.
turned out to be the mens section... what's funny is that the womens section is actually filled with loose fitting dark blue, green, and black shirts and sweaters, and some big ass pants. It's really pathetic.
I'm the kind of person who hates trying on shit... i just look at it and buy it if i like it... and i don't like anything. Went to another store and found some nice pants for work... took me a while to find 36" waist pants... but eventually did... all of them are twink sizes... if your waist is 28", and you are taller than 5'5... you really need to eat. anyway... I discovered that they were "twink sized" when i got home and put them on... i don't consider myself to have big legs, but shit, i compare myself to people who are 260 lbs, 5'6 tall @6% fat... these damn pants lock up on my quads, get pulled up above my ankles, and the ass part flaps down.... and these pants have a 36" fucking waist!! so they're basically designed for someone who is obese, has a fat ass, and toothpick legs. fuck it... i guess i'd have to go to a tailor from now on.
fucking twilight twinks with they gay ass anorexia and faggotry... can't even find a decent colored t-shirt these days... and they're all malnurished... i'm a big midget myself... 5'7... and i'm starting to feel tall and huge around these fags... is it just me, or are they averaging out at 5'3-5'5 @ <100>
posted by Hamad Mohawis @ 9:34 AM
7 Comments:
Every time I try to buy jeans in Saudi or even in Bahrain I face that same problem you are talking about and my legs are not even close to your size you FREAK...I get bigger waste size but the damn thighs wont fit or barely fit that I would walk like if my whole leg was one peice :S and every time I put on another jeans I go like DAMN!!! How does Hamad find anything that fits him LOL
I'm just gonna buy a truck load of jeans before I leave the US :p
DUDES WEARING GLITTERY SHIT!!!! WHAT!!!!
What disguses me the most is when u see a blob wearing those colorful tight shirts and those skinny legs jeans!!! from the front, back, side and even top you can see shit bouncing!!! who told u that you look good!!!!
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Hamad – Although I found your post intriguing and comical...I must negate the topic at hand…I find your thesis to only focus on popular fashion rather than overall mass media portal of what it means to be masculine…here are two examples to show that American heroism has an unrealistic stature. GI JOE action figure has progressively put on mass in the chest, biceps, and legs…if one of the more modern figures were to be created with life-sized ratios GI JOE would have 24” biceps…ALSO, look at the two pictures I have provided below…the first is Rambo from his first action film “First Blood”…the second is Rambo from his most recent film “RAMBO” made almost 10 years later…I think you will be able to see that he has put on 30-40 pounds of mass…although American pop-culture promotes skinny jeans and thin figures…the American view of masculinity will always be geared towards a bad ass monstrosity!!%$!!!
http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/film/rambo1.jpg
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/john-rambo.jpg
I agree with what you say bwex...the American view of masculinity has been increaseing and your action figure example is 100% correct...old action figures looked like natural bodybuilders, very old ones...new ones!!! hell they look like they are on tons of steroids its so unreal :p
However!!! when we come towards the fashion as in how ppl are dressing to look "cool" it has totally drifted to the gay look even here in the states!!! when u go to the big cities where ppl wear "fashion" clothes; you'll see that men who are straight look like gay dudes!!
In Saudi on the other hand, this gay fashion shit has gone waaaaay too far it's disgusting :S
I blame it on the media lol and the fact that ppl let faggots creat clothes for them
one more thing!! Even big dudes now wear gay looking clothes!!!
Sir,
You have finally brought to light
a very crucial subject. It has been
bothering me now for a good while
why clothes are starting to take a
(for lack of a better phrase )
poofish bent. The mighty death horn
of the world media would actually
insist we, the righteous and
red blooded men, wear these foppish
monstrosities they call clothing.
What must be done is simple, riot
and cause absolute chaos till
we bring down those moguls of
inequity, riots from the tented
huts in Mongolia's Gobi desert
to the screaming falls in the
Zambizee in Tanzania, eventually
we would reach the epicentre of
this horrid war, Paris, and there,
we would execute, in full view of
the world, every culprit of the
fashion world, my vote goes for
Chanel, I dont care who you are,
no one gets away with having the
first name " Coco ".
bwex,
there is a huge difference between what the media is trying to promote and human nature. The alpha male is always the biggest and strongest. this is just an animalistic instinct that we can't get rid of. but since we want to get rid of it to sell make up to guys... the media is trying to change that look, but you can't go against human nature.
anyway, that's not my problem... my problem is that i still can't find pants that fucking fit. I NEED SOME FUCKING PANTS FOR WORK!!! and it seems like the only way i can find any is if i gayify myself and have 13 inch quads.
and just to show you how this twink shit gets destroyed so easily... it was all about fucking gay vampires and guys with make up on that weigh no more than 19 lbs. now, after the new twilight shit (sadly, i'd have to live in a cave... shit, i do live in a cave and i can't avoid this shit... to not ehar about the new twighlight and the new "buff" warewolf thing)... shit's gone crazy about the "buff" warewolf being the new sex symbol...
that's buff? people really have low standards..
anyway... I want fucking pants. fucking twinks ruining everything... even "buff" mean going 13 inch quads to 13.5 inches.
and to you, concernec citizen... let's just focus on trying to get the guys to buy the whole movie night idea, then we'll conquer the world.
Hamad,
Movie night with the bunch of clowns we associate with, amazingly
enough it flew a couple of times and almost saw a couple of fist fights ( and I wish it was because of differing genre choices, lol ).
I won't say its dead, just that it is currently down for the count, maybe Zombieland will revive its chances, I've found a good copy and am downloading as we speak.
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