The world is a retarded place...

this is who most people take advice from when they read a magazine...



and this is what she looks like after NUMEROUS plastic surgeries





and when someone like dave pulcinella tells people the true way to get down to very low bodyfat percentages, they say he's a madman, obsessed, and he looks awful...







If you're a fat fuck who really wants to get fit and you need "advice"... my advice to you is to fuck off and not ask anyone who takes dieting and exercise seriously any questions what so ever... cuz you're stupid, weak willed, and you don't respond to logic and common sense... in other words, do 2000 sit ups every night and you'll have washboard abs in 2 weeks... even if that were true and that's how it really worked, you wouldn't have the will power to do it...

go buy these dumb magazines... i'm sure you'll benefit.