This is way beyond fucking pathetic!!!

I was searching for reviews on the P90X program... :) ... yes... I'm thinking of trying that shit during my vacation so i don't have to go to the gym and still be reasonably fat and not totally fucking elephantobesitisized.
anyway... in the review i've found that they have a list of pros and cons in the program... the pros were:

*-P90X can be easily and conveniently purchased through the official website.
*-Since there are no pills involved, P90X is a one-time expense.
*-P90X is offered with a 100%, 90-day satisfaction guarantee.

so, basically the advantage is "you don't have to get off your ass to go buy it, there are no hidden expenses, and if you decide to quit early you can get your money back"

here are the cons:

*-There are no appetite suppressants incorporated into the P90X fitness program.
P90X would call for a rather drastic lifestyle change, which may not be suitable for all individuals.
*-There are no convenient fat burning supplements offered with the P90X weight loss system.
*-Some individuals may find that P90X is rather pricey since it involves three separate payments of $39.95 (totaling around $120).
*-With P90X it can take 90 days to reach your weight loss goal, which may not be ideal for some dieters, especially compared to faster-working diet supplements currently on the market.

so... the disadvantage of this program is basically "you can't swallow a pill to get the results you want, it'll cost you about a week's worth of latte's from starbucks, and you actually have to follow the program for more than 10 minutes"

WTF?!?!?!?! these are the disadvantages???

and guess what?... in the same review, they had a review for a new and exciting supplement... it's called Avesil or some crap like that...
the review makes it sound like it's fucking DNP... if you don't know what DNP is, well, never mind... don't search for it because you might fucking kill yourself...
anyway... I lost it when i read this crap:

"The benefits of the four dietary ingredients in the formula are certified in a scientific research paper that this product’s manufacturer commissioned, drawing from and referencing an unprecedented 284 previously published scientific research studies. These studies have been published in respected scientific and medical journals, with many of the studies conducted in university research labs"

If i were to make shit claims like these, the least i'd do is come up with some citations or crap...

anyway, move on to the ingredients...

style="font-size:85%;">Clinical Strength Super Citrimax:
1) Burns fat significantly beyond a healthy diet and exercise alone2) Promotes HDL cholesterol, LDL cholesterol and triglycerides within normal levels.3) Decreases appetite.
Green Tea Extract:
1) Increases energy.
2) Reduces appetite.
3) Supports stabilized blood sugar levels
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O-polynicotinate Chromium:

1) Helps control sugar and glucose tolerance within normal levels.
2) Supports conversion of body fat to muscle.

Caffeine (it should be noted that the amount of caffeine used in Avesil has been shown to produce the following effects without an unpleasant “jittery” feeling):
1) Increases production of ATP (adenosine triphospate), a key in energy production.
2) Stimulates the metabolism of fatty acids.
3) A mild stimulant, increasing energy.
4) Enhances neuromuscular coordination and motor performance

Basically, the secret formula they added to this repeat of a retarded "weight loss" supplement is fucking dried orange juice... some how it's super secret powers will make you lose weight.

and check out these claims:
Avesil result in weight loss more than 3X that of health diet and exercise alone.

dried orange juice... it's the shiznit. it'll also help you get laid by gorgeous bitches who have huge cans that defy gravity...









And they have the fucking nerve to say this...



Unlike many fad weight loss ingredients (hoodia, acai berry, etc.) which are at best supported by folklore and at worst by pop culture, Avesil is totally rooted in disciplined scientific study





Remember the pros and cons for the P90X? where you had to put in some effort and more than 7 minutes per year?

yeah, check out these pros and cons:

Advantages:



*-Product ingredient claims supported by 284 previously published scientific studies.


*-Ingredients tested and proven in clinical human trials, often in university research labs.


*-Official product website makes no use of outrageous weight loss claims, phony before/after pictures or unsubstantiated claims.


*-Simple formula with only proven dietary ingredients. Not cluttered with useless fillers.


*-A risk-free trial is available for consumers to assess the effectiveness of Avesil for themselves before having to pay the full price for a one-month supply.



and the disadvantages

*-Avesil seems to be available only through the official product website.

*-Pregnant and nursing women are advised to consult with their health care professional before taking Avesil.

3X more weight loss than diet and exercise alone = Official product website makes no use of outrageous weight loss claims, phony before/after pictures or unsubstantiated claims