The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Excerpts from the Diary of a Pissed Off Bodybuilder

yeah, he may have muscle, but if he ever gets into a fight he'd be dead

how many times have a I heard that? how many times have you said that? I truly don't give a shit, up until a couple of days when mariusz pudzianowsky made his MMA debut. he was training for a couple of months and got a lot of shit from almost everyone... you know, usual stuff
"he has too much muscle, he can't move"
"he's going against real fighters, strength means nothing"
"Is he retarded? he'll get his face bashed in... this is a real fight, not carrying barrels"

and so on... remember, Mariusz won the WSM (world strongest man) title numerous times, the guy is big enough to be an IFBB pro bodybuilder... and after everyone saw what happened to that idiot Frank Sapp (big/fat muscular guy in MMA who always gets beat up), people thought that having a lot of muscle = not being able to fight....

well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOZI-2vk2Nw

THE OTHER GUY GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH
when mariusz started kicking... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ... you know how you run after your kids to beat them and say "ta3al!!", start kicking and they run and jump away to avoid it? this reminded me of that! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! do you know how getting kicked like that would feel? by this guy in particular?? did you see the fear in the other guys face when he felt that first kick?? RAPE!!!! RAPE!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

I'm not an MMA fan, but this shit made my day.

3 Comments:

At 3:53 AM , Blogger BandaR said...

you do not and I SAY YOU DO NOT want to face that dude in a fight
LOOOOOOOOL
"you know how you run after your kids to beat them and say "ta3al!!"
Man I watched the vid after reading this and you are 100% right LOL you can almost hear the dude saying ya7'ee 7'ala9 shfeek tara y3wer LOOOOL

About the crap that ppl say big doesnt mean anything would be true in a fight between a huge guy who's scared of any fight and a skinny dude who doesnt give a crap whom he's fighting!!!! But reality and physics say that the bigger you are, the stronger your punch is and more damage it would make!!! as simple as that!!!

 
At 6:05 AM , Blogger scott said...

That is the best video ever!!!! one of my favorite bodybuilders and def the favorite when watching the worlds strongest man! Just saw your web page and lots of good shit in here. I know diet is KEY!!!! now how do you get the rock hard look without taking gear?

 
At 1:42 PM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

Bandar,
what's even worse is if you have a skinny douche that's afraid to fight get in trouble with a 300 lb power lifter who just got out of prison for assault. I'd like to hear comments on who would kick the other guys ass :P

Scott,
the leaner you get, the harder you look. and that hardness doesn't last long (most pictures in contests and in my infamous kitchen of midgets are taken after a couple of pump sets)... if you look at some pics while i'm on vacation (i'm sure they're gone now when i moved the site) i look like a big piece of molten chocolate (no homo :P) even when i'm lean.
there are other things that can help... email me if you want some more details.

 

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