Excerpts from the Diary of a Pissed Off Bodybuilder
What the fuck is this world coming to?
Right now, I really can’t think straight. In the last week, out of all the articles I’ve read, all the shit I’ve seen on TV, and all the people I’ve talked to… This world is really getting flushed down the toilet… I can’t go into detailed because my mind is all fucked up right now and I’m thinking about 10 million things all at once (no, I’m not fucking high…I’m just retarded)… so, let me just give you a recap of what I’ve seen and heard last week:
Prices:
They say “our milk is fresh with no additives and no powders”….
Then when they raise the price 30% they say “the powders we import to make milk with have increased in price, so we have to increase prices… and btw, we’re losing money”…. I don’t know if the email I received was fabricated or not, but I think it was the dairy company “NADA” who had the highest profit rate in the past 6 years.
“we found 4 million chickens with bird flu and we had to kill them… that’s why egg prices went up 25%, and chicken prices went up 40%”… bird flu? Are you fucking kidding me?
1 kilo of apples used to be sr 3.45… today… sr 14.95… give me one good reason.
Natural = healthy:
Went to the mini-mart a couple of days ago to buy water (which is also processed and not natural)… there was a long line to the cashier, so I started looking around. I swear, 8/10 products had the words “all natural” in the biggest font you can imagine on the front label. Products like pizza sauce that expires in 2013, white sugar, candy bars, peanut butter (with hydrogenated oil)… the list goes on. I swear to you that this natural crap is a scam and just a marketing strategy. Fruits and vegetables have minute amounts of vitamins and minerals. Everything else is FORTIFIED with vitamins and minerals… pasteurizing milk messes with the calcium and vitamin D contest of milk… so they fortify it with those things… cereals are fortified with crap… if you truly ate “all natural” crap from your backyard, you will be sick and vitamin deficient.
ARAMCO employees:
Are becoming the worst drivers on the road. Tailgating, speeding, driving recklessly… the list goes on… and all this while driving the company car…
The 5% government raise:
Is a joke…
Real estate:
This is what happened in the past 2 years (in a nutshell)
Rumors that there will be a raise in housing allowance = higher real-estate prices… no raise…
Raise in home allowance = tremendous rise in real-estate
People complain about prices = fuck it, enormous rise in real-estate prices
Rumors of 40% raise in pay = 200% increase in real-estate prices… no raise
Rumors of 30% raise in pay = 200% increase in real estate prices… no raise
Rumors of 15% raise in pay = another 200% increase in real estate prices… no raise
5% raise in government salary =… let’s wait and see… but I have a hunch.
Inflation:
Is a fucking joke… I don’t care what financial analyst or fuckers are saying… but even if inflation rises by 100%... why are prices rising 500%??? I’ll tell you why, because everyone who’s responsible is filthy fucking rich and goes by the motto “fuck you poor ass mother fuckers”
2 more things that pissed me off more
Being faithful is obviously a thing of the past:
I usually go outside every couple of hours when I’m at work and smoke with a bunch of people ranging from clerks to supervisors… and we talk… I don’t know how the subject came up… but those guys were talking about going out with prostitutes and what not… and a bunch of those guys were married… so I said “wait, aren’t you married”… and they say “yeah… so?”…
“how could you do that???!!!”
“easy, just tell the wife I’m going out cuz I’m invited to dinner… then go to Bahrain”
“no, I didn’t mean how as in what are the steps to take… I meant how as in it’s wrong and fucked up”
Then I get the same reply I get when people think I’m “acting” like a good husband
“you’ll grow sick and tired in a couple of years, then you’ll know”
How fucked up is that? And for all the idiot females who are saying “men… they’re the same… fucking cheaters”… women aren’t better in any way… countless times I’ve had friends who hooked up with married women who invite them over whenever their husbands are gone… I’m sure they go over to have some tea and biscuits. Our old maid said she worked with another family, and the mom always exercised and shit and took good care of her body because whenever her husband left, she’d bring a new “young” guy every goddamn week… again, I’m sure they’re having wonderful tea and biscuits.
An email I received:
About this poor old man with his family of 10 children living in the desert in a tent and barely surviving the cold. The title of the email was “Saudi Arabia donating 88 million to built 1000 houses in Indonesia… what about your own people?”
The story said that an old man that was going senile and his family are about to die from the cold weather… his sons couldn’t go to school because they were too poor and couldn’t afford a ride… they barely have any food to eat, and they live in a tent in the middle of the desert… please donate anything you can to them, call the number ########## to donate.
No… this didn’t piss me off because the Saudi government donated 88 million to Indonesia… fuck, we need to do some hypocritical bullshit to make us look good every now and then… what pissed me off is this:
You’re old, poor as fuck, live in the desert, in a tent, with no car… yet you think it’s a good idea to have 10 kids??????
WHAT THE FUCK!!!?????
Compared to the world’s population, I’m considered rich… I have a house/apartment, a car, I get paid more than enough to support my wife and myself and our hobbies, life is good… yet still I know if I have a kid now, he won’t have a wonderful life… why is it that every poor guy who gets paid less than minimum wage (something like $250 a months) have a minimum of 5 kids… and some have 2 or more wives… most people would say “poor guy, he’s trying, miskeen… life is tough on him… god is testing him… the circumstances weren’t perfect like yours… he has a family to take care of, how could you not feel sorry for him?”
I’ll tell you why, cuz I’m not a fucking hypocrite/retard/hippy who thinks that if I say “aaawwww… miskeeeeen” that’ll make me feel better… he gets married to more than 1 wife (or even 1) even though he’s poor cuz he puts sex as a priority… he has a billion kids on lower than minimum wage because he’s too stupid to use protection… when the kids grow up, he takes them out of school (which would’ve made their lives much better) to either have them steal, annoy people and beg them for money, or pimps his daughters…. In my honest opinion, the Prophet wanted us to have kids because he wanted the Islamic population to increase and we become the dominant power… WE ARE THE FUCKING MAJORITY!!! 1.5 BILLION!!!! AND WE MANAGED TO FUCK UP THE WORLD AND FUCK UP THE IMAGE OF OUR RELIGION TO THOSE WHO AREN’T MUSLIM!!!!
I hope you see my point here…
oh... and for those who go around telling people i have a foul mouth and think it's wrong to write this way... well fuck you too you pieces of crap...
posted by Hamad Mohawis @ 10:36 AM
8 Comments:
so, the old hamad is back! even louder than before :) you sure sound pissed off!
How true, how true...
And, no, it's not wrong to be outraged.. If you're aren't outraged, it's because you aren't paying attention....
I always enjoy reading your blog.. Keep up the good writing..
I totally agree with u about those people who do everything without thinking and then complain about how sad their life is and how luck deprived them their right to be happy!
I think people here are brought up with the mentality that everything will be okay just do what u want to do and let life take its course! And when u talk about planning and what do u want to do in the future or how many and when u want to have kids they give that look as if ur from another planet! :S
Anyways, I've been reading ur blog.. Very interesting stuff in here..
Keep up the great work :)
manie,
i think we both know why i'm pissed ;)
sarah,
thanks, the blog will be updated on a weekly basis inshallah, so stay tuned for more foul mouthed "stuffies", as my wife would say :)
manal,
people here are raised with the following qualities:
1-NEVER QUESTION ANYTHING!! because if you do, god will take you to hell.
2-If a guy in a beard says it, god must've said it too.
3-If you don't want kids, it's like killing kids, and god forbids that... never question that rational or god will take you to hell.
4-women = sex... and you can beat them up if they talk too much, or they question your "athoritar!!"
5-let's just thank god anyway...
6-you have a different point of view? ... infidel...
i can go on and on... it'll never change... people say it's getting better... i see it getting worse
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"NEVER QUESTION ANYTHING!!"
I hear ya loud and clear!
Well, things are going to change for sure but we're gonna have two different extremes.
Sadly, people who have their views will be looked at as "infidels" as u mentioned but the good thing here is they're using their brains after all! ;-)
Your overusage of of certain words to express your anger makes you sound like a 14 year old in highschool trying to act hard. It would really build your case and argument, and reall help express your frustration/feelings, if you learn to do so in an articulate manner. I'm not talking about grammer, spelling etc, I'm talking about word usage. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, you probably learned english from MTV, and I'm wasting my time on you. But if you did study english, there's no excuse--unless of course you want the world (especially us muslims in the US) to consider Saudi youth to be foul mouthed and "trying-to-act-hard-in-a-arab-accent-which-doesn't-ever-work".
Good luck, and ma'salama.
OH.. well excuse me for not passing your english literature test...
"It would really build your case and argument"
my case and arguement?? why is it that muslims in general think that anyone expressing their own opinion is trying to organize a goddamn movement? did you read the fucking title of this post? did you read the goddamn title of the blog? are you retarded? because obviously you think i'm writting a post for muslims around the world to tell them the problems the saudis are facing these day and how i represent the saudis. if you had an ounce of intelligence, you would've read through a lot of my old posts where i say that i express my own opinion and i don't represent anyone else. obviously people like you have a problem of generalization. If i say something, that surely means i'm representing all of the people around here. especially when i say how retarded and closed minded they are. obviously you "brutharrrrz" in the US are even more closed minded and miss the whole goddamned point.
does this look like an "article" that i inteded to publish in the new york times?
please unbunch your panties from your ass and try to raise your IQ level from a 1 to a 1.5 (a little lower than a frog) and try to read the context and what is implied in my post, and not the "foul mouthed 14 year old MTV watching hard acting saudi"... obviously you have selfesteem issues with people who "act hard"... were you ever... touched... by some one who "acted hard"?? I never try to act hard in front of anyone, and not even on my goddamn blog... you, on the other hand, missed the point and came here to "critique" my use of words... is that all you have to say? huh? nothing about what i wrote on my blog... just the use of words you don't approve of? well, if you don't like those words, i would encourage you to live in a fucking hole for the rest of your miserable life cuz you should get used to it. especially a retard like you... i have a feeling you get cussed at alot.
"trying-to-act-hard-in-a-arab-accent-which-doesn't-ever-work".
what the fuck is that?? doesn't even make any goddamn sense. obviously someone has issues...
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