The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Monday, January 21, 2008

Since i'm bored out of my mind here (i still have work to do, but i don't want to do it... and no one can force me... cuz i already got my evaluation and i'm leaving in a month... big mistake on their part)... so, i've decided to drop by and post my diet... yes, i'm actually following a diet and i started saturday... as i said before, i'm going all out bulk here, and i don't care how much fat i gain as long as i get bigger and stronger... i'll worry about the fat later:

meal 1 (5:50 am)
6 egg whites, 2 whole eggs, 1 slice low fat cheese, green peppers, onions, and tomatoes (omelet).. 12 ounces of vetal milk with 1 scoop whey isolate, 1 cup oats with 2 tbsp honey, and on the way to work i eat on of those big ass chinese apples (you know, yellow apple the size of a melon but tastes like a pear)...weird yet delicious chinese crap.

Meal 2 (9 pm)
since i have to eat cold food at work, i came up with my own dish that's actually quite tasty. 2 cups of white rice, 1/2 can of corn kernels, 100 grams cottage cheese (2%) mixed with lemon juice, salt, and a shredded chicken breast (cooked in oven with skin and bones, mixed with olive oil and apple cider vinegar to make it extra tender)... i mix those up til they form a cheesy chickeny paste and pour it over the rice and corn... yummy shit!

Meal 3 (1 pm)
same as meal 2

Meal 4 (3:30 pm)
on the way back home i drink 2 scoops of isolate mixed in water

sometimes before gym i take i scoop of whey with some cranberry juice... but i'm waiting to go to bahrain so i can buy some LBAs to take with the cranberry juice instead of the whey.

Post workout (usually 6 pm)
3 scoops whey isolate in 16 ounces vetal milk, and lots of crappy carbs that are available (saturday it was count chocula cereal, yesterday was a nutella sadwich, today... only god knows what's in store for me)

Meal 6
Cheese burger made with extra lean beef on a foreman grill with 2 slices white bread. i don't measure the beef, i just eat the amount i feel like eating... and a glass of milk

i would assume that's around 3500 cals with around 350 grams of protein... whenever i stop gaining weight, i'll add more crap to my post workout meal... something like mixing the whey with milk, ice cream and nutella and more carbs.... and if i stop gaining weight after that... i'll start eating some dbl cheeseburgers from Mc d's pre workout.

my training hasn't changed, but i cut out the cardio... will put it back in if i get too fat... my stomach is already pertruding like a son of a bitch, but whatever... my pants still fall of my ass if i don't wear a belt... that'll change soon... soon

8 Comments:

At 3:41 PM , Blogger bb q8 said...

shit bro! that must cost you a fortune!

 
At 8:31 PM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

actually, no...i buy 3 kilos of chicken breasts (at 17 riyals per kilo), 1 kilo of lean beef (24 riyals per kilo), a kilo of cottage cheese (15 riyals per kilo), and 3 kilos of chinese apples (4 riyals per kilo), and 2 kilos of rice (i don't know how much that is, but lets say it's 20), oh, and 2 cans of oats, and 1 large honey... and milk...
so it comes out to something like 170 riyals per week ($45)... most people i know spend that kind of money on lunch and dinner alone in one day.
the problem is... i'm still fucking hungry... i just ate my last meal (it's 8:30 now) and i'm still starving!!!!!!!

 
At 9:38 PM , Blogger bb q8 said...

that's about 13kd.. not much at all! your cheesy chickeney mix sounds good. i'm gonna try it! good luck!

 
At 8:39 AM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

here's how you make is:
-get chicken breasts with the skin and bones on them and keep them outside on the kitchen counter or whatever to defrost.

-put the chicken breasts in a pyrex trey.

- for every 3 chicken breasts, use 1 cap-full of apple cider vinegar (about 1 tbsp), and 1 tbsp of extra virgin olive oil, and pour it on the chicken.

-cover the chicken with whatever spices you like, and cook in the over at 300 F, for exactly 40 minutes.

- take the skin off the chicken, and pick the meat out from the bone and just tear it apart with your fingers.

-for every chicken breast, i use 100 grams of cottage cheese (2%) and leave it in a bowl. mix it up with a fork, and if the cheese is too rough, add some milk or laban (depends on wether you want it bland or a bit sour). mix it til you can't feel chunks of chicken and it become a homogenous mixture.

-add 1 tbsp of lemon juice, and some salt and mix it some more.

- pour it on a bed of rice (depends on how much rice you want), and then pour some corn kernels on top of it.

enjoy ;)... i eat it cold and it's de-fucking-licious!!!

 
At 8:40 AM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

oh... forgot to mention... cover the pyrex trey up real tight with aluminum foil befor you put it in the oven

 
At 3:56 PM , Blogger bb q8 said...

cheers fatboy! will let you know...

 
At 6:51 PM , Blogger bb q8 said...

... had it for supper. didn't take me long to prepare. VERY, VERY TASTY! wife sends her compliments! thank you.

 
At 11:28 AM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

glad you liked it ;)

 

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