Abayas

Ok, after last Friday, I just got sick and tired of this ridiculous crap and now I have to write about it cuz it pisses me off. I admit, a couple of years back the “tight fit” abaya was kind of sexy in a way. You know, it made skinny women look like they actually had curves, and it made fat women look like they had nice “meaty” curves instead of looking like a full blown whale. Kinda like fake boobs… you know they’re fake, but they still look nice. For the past month or so, I’ve been seeing women wearing these ridiculous abayas that would make batman say “damn, I thought my cape was ugly”. Abayas that look like nothing more than a wrinkled, cheap, nasty, shiny curtain. They’re like huge capes with… what’s the word? … we call them kasrat… little stupid folds that look like a 2-year old kid’s origami project. And Sheila or 3’u6wa or whatever the fuck you want to call it… my wife and I call them turnip heads… cuz they bunch their hair up in a big ball or “overhead” pony tail and just lay that cloth on top of it… giving the effect of looking like an upside down turnip. And I wonder if anyone ever told these women that covering your face is for a reason… TO NOT ATTRACT ATTENTION YOU DUMB SHITS!!! But no… for all the non-muslims or muslims of the non-cover your face branch of islam… most women around here don’t cover their faces and shit from “fear of god”… no… a lot of them do that because they’re either forced to do it from their parents or brothers or husbands… or they want to act like hookers but don’t want anybody to know who they are. Because when you wear a “niqab” that’s 4 feet wide with every shiny object known to man stuck on it, and you put 17 metric tons of make-up ONLY on your eyes and nose, you’re gonna get attention… the really bad kind of attention. The killer is… a lot of them complain that “l7ooj” or as girls say “ja7alla6” (yes, I have sisters. I know these dumb words) never stop harassing them… basically they want attention from people who drive a BMW. What they don’t know is that they look like zombie whores. For the non-arabic (or non Saudi slang) speaking readers… ja7alla6 or l7ooj are kinda like low class Saudi rednecks… or blacknecks.. or whatever… ill-behaved trash, that’s what I call them. Yeah… anyway, I saw this add for a new line of make-up… I shit you not, the picture on the add was a woman wearing a niqab, and the make up was only for eyes and nose and shit… I swear it’s pathetic.
For all the women who wear niqab because they don’t want attention from guys (which you will get anyway… guys here will harass anything that moves), I didn’t mean you in this little post. But you’re doing it all wrong. The only way you can get rid of those asses is to have a tazer handy in your purse. Whenever someone comes close, take it out, and yell as loud as you can while flicking your tongue up and down (kinda like an Indian war cry) and zap that fucker. The war cry is for added effect…

Paris Hilton…

Goes to jail. The shit is all over the news. Everyone talks about it. People rioting. All the celebrity bitches give her advice on how to handle it. People are making a big deal…….
20 people die from a car explosion in Iraq and people go “eh… whatever…. Oh, I heard paris is someone’s bitch now”… don’t get me wrong… I don’t give a shit about the news… the only thing that intrigued me the other day was a headline in al-yoam newspaper that says “man takes Viagra, his wife lets out her last breath”… I wanted to steal the newspaper from the guy infront of me cuz that’s not something you hear everyday. But please, don’t make a big deal out of celebrities… most of them are just jerk offs and bitches. It’s pathetic really.

I have lost all hope in this country… not the country itself… but the people in it

Seriously, we are the most pathetic group of apes who call themselves human beings in the entire world. 2 very close friends of mine got hurt yesterday because of the moronic reality we live in this country. A few things I would like to say, and I really don’t care if I offend anyone or not. If you are offended by this, you’re better off dead…

--People who are “proud” of their tribal history and think they are better than others because their father fucked their mother and she shit him out are nothing more than pathetic excuses for shits that look like human beings. A large part of our society are proud because they came from a large, well known family… in reality, they have done nothing to contribute to society. Most of the times they have contributed negatively to society. Mostly self centered, egotistical, rude, obnoxious, inconsiderate sons of bitches. These people have one purpose in life… to make other people unhappy. It’s not enough that they’re miserable, and frankly a waste of space, oxygen, and food, but they have to go on and ruin other people’s lives. Sadly, they are a majority… YES THEY ARE A MAJORITY!!!... The day they are thrown in a hole, doused in gasoline, and lit up on fire is the day I find peace.

--Women… wake up and smell the shit! You are seen as nothing more than an object of sex and a baby factory… you have no rights, and you never will. No matter how many women go out there and “take a stand”, you will still be worthless in this country. If you’re older than 25 and you aren’t married, you’ll be seen as a whore. Even if you have a great life, wonderful family, awesome job… you’ll still be seen as a whore and will have no rights outside of your house. What’s the solution? There is no solution. You’re better off dead than living in this country. From what I see, most married couples are miserable. Why? because, going back to the first point, the woman is for sex and making babies. If she tries anything else… for example, if she tries to talk… she is branded as a whore and will be suspected of cheating on her husband. Of course, the husband is only obligated to spend about 10 riyals per month on his wife and kids… having no responsibilities whatsoever… that’s how society made it out to be. I could walk out on my wife at this moment… not spend a dime on her… go to Bahrain and sleep with hookers and drink til I puke… do whatever the fuck is wrong… and nothing will ever happen to me… if my wife steps foot out of the house, I can call the police and have her arrested.


--Funny how if I’m jealous of another couple… I can just make shit up and go to court and find a was6a to get divorce papers for that couple and break them up. If you think I’m referring to the case that happened a couple of years ago… I’m not… I’m referring to something that happened to a close friend of mine just recently. That’s exactly what happened. People went to court who knew the “sheikh”, got divorce papers… and handed it to them declaring them divorced.
Sometimes, I just want to cut off from the world around me… because I don’t want to feel other people’s pain. It seems like every time someone close to me has a problem, it takes weeks to deal with it… then immediately after it’s over, another worse problem slams its head on one of my friends or myself. The real problem is that this shit shouldn’t be an issue to debate. It’s fucking wrong.

Ah fuck it… wallah it’s hopeless… you can’t change people who don’t want to change. You just have to lay low and avoid the problems I guess… which means you shouldn’t get married, shouldn’t have kids, don’t expect much from your job, don’t have plans, don’t interact with any governmental office, don’t have friends……………………………………………………………………