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Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I'm back, bitches!!!!

Montreal was a BLAST!!! that place is so wonderful... the weather, the people, the food... everything was so fantastic. anyway, i won't blabber anymore... i'll leave you with the pics and the comments :)... enjoy!

The flight was fucking HORRIBLE!!! 7 hours from bahrain to amsterdam, a 9 hour lay over there, and a 7 hour flight from amsterdam to montreal.





I tried to read a book and get myself edumacated, but i still never learned to read






when we reached montreal, we found the butter people, they looked pissed







according to us... people who go here are all going to hell




It took me a while to figure out that most public bathrooms were in malls disguised as old buildings... the problem is that you'd spend 45 minutes looking for a damn bathroom, and in that time, you would've already passed by 3 or 4 strip clubs. these guys love their strip clubs. in the end we reached starbucks on st.catherine street, and you had to actually buy something for them to open the bathroom door with a buzzer. and the bathroom was filthy. anyway... when you sit outside of starbucks and enjoy your coffee... this the view you are stuck with..




if it's too small to read... the place is called "octopussy"... very creative name... it's a "gentlemen's club" ... mmmm hmmmm...

also.. before you go workout, you can get pumped up full of adrenaline by passing by the place next door




also... after a nice meal at nickels... you can enjoy some entertainement...




I shit you not, these 3 places are a 10 minute apart from each other on the same street...

anyway, went down to the ciniplex and had an arguement with an excited hockey fan







and now, let's talk about.... FUDS!!!!































and this is my friend... Goliathus Goliathus




These guys would not want to hear the speaches we give on the friday prayer ;)




The botanical gardens was basically just a bunch of crap... plants... wu ba3dain??








all the attractions in the botanical garden were in one area, and then there was "the old tree house" which was the "main attraction" as the map said. we had to walk up hill for about 30 minutes to reach that fucker... and in the end... it was just a little fucking room with this shit!!!





this shit just brought back memories of the karate kid... BANZAIII!!!!!




then we went to La ronde (six flags)... almost got a heart attack. i'm too old for this shit.















and here are some random pics...

























and after eating all this food...







you gotta take a dump!!!!




On the trip back... you kinda lose your mind from being so fucking bored





well... dats all, folks!!

i will talk more about dieting in ramadhan in a couple of days, and other stuffies... so stay tuned.


Ramadhan kareem

5 Comments:

At 10:56 PM , Blogger Broke Saudi said...

Montreal looks awesome.

 
At 10:44 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome back!

 
At 4:53 PM , Blogger BandaR said...

God bro...the second picture makes you look like a fat ass :p

and the picture with the black statue is the best...you look like a giant robot ;)

 
At 5:53 PM , Blogger bb q8 said...

seems like you had a (mont)real good time! great pics. hope you had a "warm" welcome back ;)

 
At 8:34 PM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

Broke saudi,
hands down, montreal is the best city i've ever been to.

andy,
thanks :)

Bandar,
i AM a fatass :)

bb q8,
it's not like you're enjoying the freakin' weather down here :P

it was nice to be in a place where the hottest day in summer was 30 degrees in the afternoon ... it's 8 pm right now here and it's 33 degrees and humidity is around 5,000,000,000% ... :(

 

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