The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Monday, July 14, 2008

It’s fading now

Well, I woke up last Thursday with an itch in my throat. Later on that night it developed into a fever and severe pain in my throat. So, I started my antibiotic course on Thursday night. Didn’t train or diet since then. I hate how antibiotics make me so fucking bloated. I look like I swallowed a damn watermelon. Anyway, it’s subsiding now. No more fevers, no more throat pain… just mucus… lots and lots of mucus… funny word… mucus…
I’m relieved that I got it before I took my vacation… got that outta the way now… did cardio today in the am… was nice. Weather is starting to get humid though… fuck.

The other day on TV

I was at my parent’s house last Friday… TV was on and I was talking to my sister and she said “look, you’ll love this!” and pointed at the tv… I saw a fat bish talking and didn’t care that much, and just asked “what’s it about?”… my sister said that this fat bish is trying to tell people that if you tried losing weight and you failed, you were basically meant to be fat and there’s nothing wrong with that, embrace fatassism. I didn’t see the interview so I can’t say if it’s true or not… but I know some people (personally, and some not so personally) that actually think that way. You know, the “I can’t lose weight. I was meant to be fat. Now let me wear my spandex shorts and my XXS tube top and go out to a club” type of person?

This picture should end the debate about the bodybuilding crap

You know what I mean… all the “no no, don’t get too big… women don’t like that”… yes, trust me, most bodybuilders know that women do not like a man to be muscular to the extreme. Sometimes people do things for themselves. Although I am not a very big bodybuilder, but I’ve had my share of “don’t take it too far, any bigger and you’ll look ugly”, and some dumbass once told me “you ruined your body… the wider you get, the shorter you’ll be”… those are his exact words. Anyway… they typical female specimen is usually attracted to money (or anything that sends the message of having money. Like an expensive car, a big house… etc.). they do not give a rat’s ass about a life long commitment with someone who actually looks good, muscular, or whatever… that’s who they go to to cheat on their rich husbands ;)…. j/k… Anyway, look at this picture. This is IFBB pro Dennis James. Men usually admire someone who looks like the “alpha male”, but it just stops at that. You know, the usual “holy shit!! Did you see how big that guy was!!!? Damn!”… Women usually grotesque these people… the “god, that’s disgusting! Can he even wipe his ass?”…. and this picture proves it :) … who are ALL the men looking at? There are only 2 women in the picture… what are they looking at? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



9 Comments:

At 11:18 AM , Blogger BandaR said...

LOOOOOOL I love how you proved your point with that picture :p

 
At 12:19 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

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At 12:45 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Your page is back!! kool.

Regarding the "women do not like a man to be muscular to the extreme"

I'm getting the same thing and I just started lifting 10 kgs max and about to die from lifting them. I'm too far from being under the muscular category yet both men and women keep telling me this "Don't lift weight, you'll be a man, no one will marry you, Men hate muscular women" and one told me "Becareful you'll be like THEM" with a red background, smoke and echo in his voice..That's just me watching too much anime (he means bodybuilders)I even showed a male relative a picture that you posted once and whom I thought her body is worth killing for. He said "you be like her and all what you'll be missing is a Pe....nut"

I'm not sure if most Women and Men knows what they exactly like in the human body or most are just a bunch of hypocrite. She/He set certain body standards that they desier their partner to be and then they tell you that they made out with somone who is the complete opposite.

 
At 1:10 PM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

Bandar,

did you ever hear dennis james talk? the dude sounds scary, like he's having a heart attack! him and marcus ruhl are probably the only two people that can barely fit in an XXXXXXXXXL t-shirt, and make it look tight, without being a morbidly obese 8' tall person!!!

Sal,

it's strange how the only women who find bodybuilders attractive are those who workout with weights and are under 14% fat... hmmm... kinda tells you something about the issue... kinda like when poor people (e7m) look at a bently and say "why? even if i had all the money in the world i wouldn't buy that... i'd buy a bicycle"... and rich people see it and say "DAMN!!!! I'M GETTING ME ONE TOMORROW!!!"... know what i mean?

anyway, it's funny how men say "i like a woman with lots of meat on her"... then when he gets married to someone overweight, he goes and cheats on her with a skinny morrocan prostitute.

If you ask a li7ji (very prevalent among saudi youth) what his dream car would be, he'd say a toyota camry. and if you give him a choice to buy a mercedes, he'd still want the camry. but if you ask someone decent who has "road etiquette" and doesn't care for "makeena jamda wu yimdeek tsa77ib feeha", he'd go for the mercedes without thinking twice.

same thing goes for the body, you can never appreciate a good body until you've seen it or had it. I don't blame men for not knowing what a woman who lifts weights looks like, cuz the only thing they see on tv that promotes female bodybuilding is some "woman" on a shitload of testosterone that has a voice deeper than barry white.

If you want me to prove my point here with regards to female weight lifting... get a bunch of guys and have them watch "i now pronounce you chuck and larry"... the part where jessica beil undresses. look at their faces and hear what they say.

The big problem is, in the fabricated interviews in magazines with jessica beil, you won't hear her say how she benched this much weight, and ate this much protein, and squated this much...
it'll probably be like:

magazine: so what's your secret to a great body?

Fabricated jessica response: I used this mega ultra secret blue chinese tea that no one knows about. i drank it at 1 pm, and again at 6:53 pm. that's the secret.


let me just put it this way, If there was a pill, that cost absolutely nothing, that could turn a man's body from fat/skinny/average to a body like arnold schwarzeneggers body, and if a woman took it, it would turn her body from fat/skinny/average to a body like jamie eason's body, or moorea wolfe's body... they'd fucking swollow it without thinking twice... all of them.

 
At 6:13 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

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At 7:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude...

peanut butter toast sandwich
nuttella sandwich

dipped in pancake batter

deep fried

powdered sugar

awwwww yayyaaaaaah

 
At 9:06 AM , Blogger BandaR said...

as you said Hamad...because people dont know what woman would look like if she seriously lifted weight!!!
They think its easy for both men and women to gain muscle overnight!!!
Men would kill their sorry asses in the gym workingout and would be luck to grow 0.1" on their arms in one year!!!! How do you think women would get scary and muscular!!! Even women with moderate roids wont look scary at all.

 
At 9:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm bored at work, dude you should really update more often. I know this is off-topic, but do you know of any muay thai training or mma training centers in Saudi?

 
At 2:48 PM , Blogger Hamad Mohawis said...

MMA is unheard of here in the eastern province. i think the most violent form of martial arts you'll find here is karate :)
all i know is kung fu was banned a couple of years back (i knew guys who practiced it for years... could kick your ass at the drop of a dime... seriously, the dude gave his friend a knife and told him to stab him, if he can. the other guy was a retard and actually tried. almost broke his wrist, poor thing)... never heard of any centers or instructors that teach muay thai.

BUT

there is the 10th street gym in khobar. they have a saudi trainer (last name is dossary, i think), and they made a big deal out of him a while ago. he studied martial arts in china or something and won a lot of titles and he's teaching martial arts there. if you're in the eastern province, give the gym a call and they'll give you details.

 

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