My View on A Bunch Of Crap
this is kind of like the "pissed off" section of my blog, but here i will discuss my view on things that i don't understand, don't make sense, and are just plane stupid. thank you. :P
My view on global politics:
WTF? ... i mean, seriously, it's like a huge kindergarten! and who made "monkey yeehaw boy" leader of the globe? if he doesn't like something it's somehow "a terrorist threat"? and then kimpossible here says "sclew you, i make me lealy lealy big bomb... I dor have anyting to roos!!" and he freaks everyone out! if monkey boy had a nuke, what would he say? "well hot diggity daaaamnn... we're gonna blow up bin ladin and protect america... yyeeeeehhaaaawww... ofcourse, since we don't know where the sombitch is ... we're just gonna randomly drop these bombs on oil producing countries..." and bucktooth brit will be there clapping and chanting "bravo old chap... bravo!!" and the rest of us will still be storming the grocery stores going "DON'T BUY PUCK CHEESE!!! THE DANISH DREW BAD PICTURES OF OUR PROPHET"... oh yeah... and "the enriched plutonium is going to be used for energy purposes".... come on... you have to come up with something better than that!
My view on the saudi economy:
screw that s***... i'm not gonna even start on this crap. to all those people who lost all their money and s***, i'd like to say... I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! it just didn't seem right for a stock to go from sr.10 to sr.302904982740 in 3 months... and guess what? it's happening again... and do people learn? f*** no... i still know people who are trying to get some loans to get back in the game... idiots... oh yeah... and the hottest rage these days is getting online and keeping your eyes wide open on the market and clicking "buy""sell""buy""sell" every time the idicator changes. and people freakin' brag about being smart by doing that... it's called ruining the economy... not building it... 1938, we discovered oil... about 70 years later, we have 3 shopping malls... UAE, had nothing in 1970... 30 years later, they're competing with tokyo... ask yourself why
My view on Ramadhan
You know, in ramadhan, no one works at the office, the whole unit just hangs out (hehehe i said unit) at one guys cubicle and we talk... so we were about 5 people in one cubicle and then the guys starting discussing how healthy fasting is... ofcourse, :) HAHAAAAA, i had to jump in... "waaaiiittt a minute!!! fasting for 2 days while drinking a lot of water and taking vitamins and liquid nutrients is healthy... but ramadhan fasting isn't, especially with the kind of food you people eat." keep in mind, 3 of the guys in the cubicle were morbidly obese (i'm talking 5'5 280 lbs) and the other 2 were extremely overweight... and they're talking about health... after that, i was labeled an infidel because they didn't hear what i said, this is what they heard "no one should fast during ramadhan, god is wrong. god only wants to kill us. i love america"
basically, i'm very modest with my food, yes i eat a lot, but i only eat til i'm half full. i eat 2800 calories over 4-5 meals. where most people eat (i'm serious here) 3000-4000 during breakfast alone.
My view on obesity
i don't care who you are, if you're obese, i'm gonna make fun of you. don't get me wrong here, i'm not being serious or trying to make obese people depressed. I just laugh my ass off when people make fun of me for what i did to my body... i guess they'll get the same kick i do. My wife understands my mentality now and she laughs with me :) ... whenever a really fat dude or girl walks by i just scream "HIDE THE CHEESEBURGERS!!! HE'S COMING!!!"... if you think i'm mean, think about what you'd say or think if you walk in to a mall and you see this guy wearing a tight bright yellow T-shirt, pink jeans, green glasses, has about 2 gallons of gel on his hair, and has sticker tattoos on his face? what would you do? you'd laugh and point, and take pictures of the dude on your phone to show it to all your friends... why'd you do that? because, it looks stupid and he did it to himself.
also, people always make fun of me becuase i'm cheap... tell me you bought a pair of jeans for more than sr.150 and i'll be all over your ass telling you how you could've bought the same thing for sr.70. and people make lots of fun of me for that and I LIKE IT WHEN THEY DO!!! because i take pride in my cheapness :)... and it kills my sister (she hates my guts because i'm just so freakin cheap)... now, if you don't take pride in being obese, you'd better shut the hell up when someone's making fun of you. because you sure as hell aren't doing anything about it. and please, don't blame it on the food, or you don't have time or whatever. my brother recently came back from australia and the dude got fat... i mean holy f*** fat! let me tell you something about my brother, he doesn't go out much... he's a lay back kind of guy... has nothing to do... no where to go... now, he calls me up and asks me for help cuz he's sick of all this weight he gained... so i told him what to do... he said no... i'm just gonna eat smaller portions, buy a stationary bike and ride it for an hour 5 times a week... i said ok... and he asked if he could lose the weight in less than 6 months... my brothers metabolism is much faster than mine... that's why i was so surprised to see him fat like that... well, in 4 weeks, he lost around 3 inches off his waist... yes, he's genetically blessed with a fast metabolism (he'll have a hard ass time putting on muscle if he wanted) but still, he was willing to do it FOR 6 MONTHS to get it off... unlike the fat asses at the gym who do cardio once a week on a treadmill going 1 mile per month and talking on the cell phone while doing it... and then they say "DON'T MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE... god made us this way"... hey, god didn't do that to you... you did it to yourself and you don't even want to try to move you freakin' whale. just to let you know, and to freakin' brag, i take my wife to work, i drive an hour to work, i drive an hour back, i walk my dog, i play playstation with my wife, i workout, i do cardio, AND I DIET IN RAMADHAN and i still get more than 6 hours of sleep everyday... tell me you don't have time... tell me... so i can punch you in the nuts...
My view on good food
just a little story, and you can conclude whatever you like... i was having breakfast with my family yesterday (told them to make the chicken and i brought the rest of my food with me... bragging again) and my father looked at my plate and started laughing like he was mocking me and said "that looks like hospital food that they give sick people!! hahahaha" ... i just looked at his plate, looked at him and said "there's a reason they give SICK people this kind of food to get BETTER... the stuff on your plate... you'd never see them giving that to a sick person... you know why"... and for the first time, after an arguement about food... my father was quiet... in my mind i was like "HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!THAT'S RIGHT OLD MAN!!! YOU GOT OWNED!!! ONE-NIL FOR BUSELMO!!! YEAH BUDDY!!!" ....
posted by Hamad Mohawis @ 9:23 AM
9 Comments:
LOOOOOL
Dude just relax and stop complaining…trust me us Saudis have a big problem…we build theories based on nothing. Take for example those at the gym or even out of the gym when they walk to you and say that muscle is going to turn into fat once you stop, and you say what the…., what’s the point of doing this?!!! You see that’s what I mean; you think this guy read something? Hell no he is just like that in every other thing in his life it is always based on things he heard from here and their from other retards who doesn’t know what they are talking about :S…our culture is sadly running this way:
Where do u think I should go after high school? Wallah el CPC…or Al batrool…
What major do u think I should study? Ohhhh akeed Engineering you will get a nice position in Aramco and get a nice salary and you will be damn rich…
Oh that stuff in college will be useless once you start your job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT????????????
No body wants to do a slightly small effort and do some research for the sake of his own freakin futrue…no body wants to do any effort to get to where they want, that’s if they know where they want to go.
This is why I stopped answering those people when they come with stupid questions…do you think I should come to the gym?? Hell no there is no need, you look just fine and I’m just a freak who likes the pain don’t show up plz because I know that you will bug the hell out of me when you show up for only one day and for the rest of the year you will keep saying yes today I will show up.
GOD HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
You know what Bandar, you area absolutely right! People in our culture don’t want to research, they hate to read, and they are stubborn and are close minded to add to that. That tells you why our accomplishments are less than others around us.
Hamad I understand where you come from, and I know for a fact that you work your ass off to make things happen either in your training or social life. Bas ya5ee you shouldn’t make fun of obese people. If they don’t have the will-power or discipline to lose weight it’s their problem. It’s bad enough that those people get all the cardiac, high cholesterol, diabetes and blood pressure problems, not to mention joint issues that start showing up in the mid thirties!
All I am saying is give them a break; I’ve been on their side for a while, but hell!! I will never go there again, I swear on all that is sacred, food is never worth it! For every obese person out there TRUST ME FOOD IS NOT ALL THAT. It’s not even comparable to being light and energetic. It makes a difference, try it and see!
You need a good old butt kicking. Don't you know that some of these "Fat" people are suffering from a low self esteem already. You will get back 7 fold what you are persecuting you idiot! BTW, I'm a body builder and I'm not fat, but I teach others how to loose weight. You are a waste of space.
Pride comes before fall.
you are right Mohammed we shouldn't make fun of them but I guess this is Hamad point of view as he said if I'm right...
If they laugh at me for being so huge I should be laughing at them for being so fat...
But know this for sure Hamad; again in our sad culture people make fun of those who are doing well...trust me they do!! Some people are just sick they feel jealous so they just use that mocking way to make you look bad…it might sound crazy but I swear to God it is so true and it works because the majority of the people can not do what it takes to be successful…It is exactly like: Dafooooor…ya7’ee he has no life but studying!!!! I’m sure we have all heard that stupid one before…and it goes on...
It is the trick for the lazy bastard to make himself feel good about his laziness
bandar,
if i don't complain, i have no reason to write on this blog :P ... that's what i do... i complain... like everyone else. other than that, everything you said is so true...
mohammed,
listen to what you're saying:
"It’s bad enough that those people get all the cardiac, high cholesterol, diabetes and blood pressure problems, not to mention joint issues that start showing up in the mid thirties!"
exactly!! wallah, i swear, i used to say that making fun of them is bad, and i felt really bad when i saw someone making fun of overweight or obese people... but then... really... i got fed up... cuz i've tried... i've tried fixing a lot of them... i'd say that 30% of my friends are overweight, and 60% are obese, and the other 10% are normal... i've tried reasoning with the overweight and obese friends... i encouraged them... hell, sometimes i'd change my whole schedule just to be at the gym with them... and i don't do it for them to look good, i do it for their health... what did i get in return? nothing? i wish i got nothing... mostly insults, lies, people talking behind my back, MOST OF THEM EVEN MAKE FUN OF ME! i said maybe it's because they're my friends... so, i decided to help other people... it got worse... and last year, i got f***ing fed up and i started to have an attitude problem with them... here, let me give you an example of something that just happened a couple of months ago... i walk into the copying room at work, one of the other unit's supervisors sees me and he speaks to me for the FIRST TIME (the dude is extremely fat btw) he says "do you lift weights"... so i said "yeah"... and he laughed and said "ana agool laish mashyitik 3'ala6... hahaha" ... what the hell do you call that? and hell, when you're obese, you don't only affect yourslef... it's your whole family you're affecting... anyway, some people are racists and they lie about being racists so they look good in front of people. some people are sexists, but they lie about it... some people... no no... everyone is f***ing judgemental but they lie about it to look good... not me... i tell it like it is... you don't like it... i really don't care...
anonymous,
what in gods name is your problem? i don't go jumping at them and point and say "fatty fatty"... no... i wrote down exactly what i say... and i usually say it when i see a 300 lb boy going down to mcdonalds in the food court when there's a subway right next to it. i used to be fat, i used to be thin, and now i'm bodybuilding, the biggest selfesteam problems have risen up ever since i've started bodybuilding... so don't tell me about selfesteem please... your parents, friends, and you build your own selfesteem... if a couple of words will bring a grown man's selfesteem down to the ground... well, i guess he needs counsling then...
as far as "pride comes before fall", the only thing i'm proud of is being married to my beautiful wife... other than that... i pretty much suck at everything... so don't tell me about pride...
again, this is my personal opinion and i didn't mean to offend anyone. if you can't take a joke, life will be rough. i'm sorry if anyone took offense, but this is my true opinion. if you want me to lie and just tell you what everyone else says and what you want to hear, please tell me right now so i can turn this blog into another piece of mainstream crap. i'm sick and tired of people getting offended by silly shit. i guess if i go do heroin and say i'm hooked and i don't have the will power to quit and i have low selfesteem, it'll be alright now would it? i guess that's why in this country, we have nothing called freedom of speach... say what's on your mind, and people interperet it the wrong way.
another thing... why is it... that when i make fun of everything else, people just laugh and put in good comments, but when i talk about fat people, noooooooo... that's wrong... you're a bad bad man
it kinda reminds me of pablo fransisco's stand up, you know, when he made fun of every race there is. but the minute he started talking about african americans, the place went quiet quick...
it tells you something about people
Not everyone can be as discipline and “perfect” as you Mr. Superman. Whatever!! u're just a MEAN, obsessed, Asshole. Have some empathy!!
"u're just a MEAN, obsessed, Asshole"
yeah, well, reality is a bitch, isn't it?
i might be mean, i might be obsessed, i might be an asshole, but atleast i'm not stupid like you are. coming back here after you know that you get offended by the way i write is just stupid, retarded, and idiotic. now, my attitude problems can be fixed easily... but your stupidity... sorry dude, there's no cure for that. now, go home to mama and cry to her that "hamad said booboo to fat people and it hurt me deep inside.. bwaaa"...
and besides, i wanted to keep my mouth shut, but you brought it on to yourself... if you're the same guy that said "I'm a body builder and I'm not fat", you're an insecure dumbass. now, if you were a bodybuilder, you wouldn't say "and i'm not fat"... that just proves your insecurity, and that you're truly a fat ass but you want to try and prove a stupid point. look at mohammed's reply. very polite, respectful, and to the point and he doesn't mind when someone disagrees. but you, you're just another idiot. i don't insult poeple on this blog by name or personally... but you... you insulted me personally... so fuck you. and you know what? you can kiss my ass you fat fuck...
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