I CALL BULL$***!!!

It might sound weird, but i'm a subscriber to eDiets and all the other crap on the net about "dieting" and "healthy lifestyles" and horse manore like that. I consider it to be my weekly comic strip. But for the past two months, this s*** has gotten way out of hand. I would not be the least bit surprised if i find a new email titled "The revolutionary snickers bar diet". Let me name these crappy excuses for a diet for you... "The mediteranian diet" "the european diet" "the GI diet" "the south beach diet".... "the stick your finger up your a$$ diet"... cuz that's exactly what you're doing if you go on them. I was listening to this stupid segment on the radio one day. The retard's name is dr. noel or something. anyway, she always uses role playing a scenario to describe a problem. What i heard, and grabbed my attention, was this "oh gosh, it seems like every time i go on a diet, i can't stick to it. It's so hard and boring. i just can't seem to lose weight"... and then the doctor's answer for this problem was "There are hundereds of diets around these days. try choosing one that fits your lifestyle and you feel comfortable with. Choose a diet where you're allowed to eat the food you like. That way, it'll be much easier to stick to your diet". Now what kind of a person with a peanut for a brain would say that?! You might think i'm rude, inconsiderate, stuck up, and an a$$hole for saying this (actually, i am) but anyone who follows those shitty diets is a RETARD! i'm getting a ring custom made for myself. a big a$$ ring that fits in four finger with the words "calories-ratios-exercise" on it to punch every single retard in the forehead with it. that way it'll be imprinted on them so that they can see those words every time they look in the mirror. CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW!!

you know what really bothers me? seriously, what really pisses me off? this "chemical diet" crap. What... the... hell... are.. you ... DOING!!?? There are probably 2 billion books out there on this "chemical diet" and each one is dumber than the other. One of my friends was once on this "chemical diet"... when he told me what he had to eat on every day, it really sounded like the dumbest, and most dangerous thing i've ever heard. On one day he only eats sugars and drinks milk, the other day he doesn't eat any carbs whatsoever, then he eats high fats... You know what they should call this diet? they should call it the "i'm gonna get diabetes and a heart attack all at the same time" diet.

Oh, oh, you know what else is funny? on eDiets, they have this weekly article called "Mr.Bad foods" and this guy tells you what's healthy, what's not, and what's good for weight loss. Take a look at the guy who writes the articles. Grossly overweight, sickening, and retarded.

People, there's no easy way out of this. You're gonna have to work your pancake a$$ off to look good. If you don't want to change the way you look, i don't care, good for you. but i'm not addressing you! i'm talking to the people who want to start getting in shape and looking good but don't know how, and try to take the easy "i'll lead you nowhere" path. You don't know where to start? you're stuck at a plateu? email me. i'm here to help. but don't waste my time if you aren't serious.

P.S. As you can see i'm in a crappy mood, don't mind me, i'm PMSing.