The Perfect Body: Facts, Myths, and a Can of Tuna

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

GOD!!! WHEN WILL THIS STOP!!!!???
detox diet?? GI diet??? seriously, this will never end. listen, here's my new diet. it's called the baskin robins 31 lbs per week diet. eat 2 scoops of gold medal ribbon (large scoops) flavored ice cream daily. don't eat anything else. in a week, you'll lose 31 lbs!! it's true and tried. the whole idea goes around the concept of your body's adaptation. if you eat ice cream all day, your body will get used to it. hence, it will start burning it off becuase it's getting all the fat it needs!!! and since it's called "baskin robins 31 flavors ice cream" you'll burn 31 lbs based on the number of flavors!!!
greg lost 2 billion lbs on this diet, and jeremy lost 25 metric tons*.

*results not typical

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