Well... that was fun! :)

Last thursday was the National overall open weight competition, and i fucking competed :) ... my whole prep plan for those two weeks were "ok... train... eat whatever... don't do cardio... on wednesday, just eat a little bit of junk, and thursday just stay hungry til the contest is over"...
basically, I wasn't ready and wasn't even about to try...
this contest was an open weight contest... meaning it's like a damn midget show in the circus... only thing missing was goddamn mini fire trucks and trampolines.

this might take a while to load cuz there are a lot of fucking pictures!!!
Jawad did an amazing job taking those pics... thanks buddy!

these 80 something pics were taken from a total of 1500 pics jawad took... he worked harded than i did!!! LOL!!!!


not knowing that this was gonna be the most grueling contest experience ever, I thought i was gonna be done in 5 minutes!!! we were on stage for around 60 minutes!


Game time, bitches!










no matter what you do, you can't look impressive standing next to zakariya! the guy is shredded!!!!








Skin cancer... i haz it






















BELLY DANCIN' TIME!!!!!







LAWDZ HELPZ MEH!!! I'Z DRAWNIN'!!!!























they asked us all to step back and called us one by one for mandatories... we were a total of 12, and should've been 19 but 7 of the competitors pulled out...











I was either crosseyed, or I spotted a donut trying to escape

















MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. I caught the donut! LOL!

















we all know which place this guy got... LOL!

SLICED!!!!












this guy seriously looked like a cartoon character.. weirdest proportions i've ever seen! wide ass shoulders, tiny ass waist, and long ass limbs!!!















Made the first call outs!!!! would've missed it if Jawad wasn't waving like a mad man and pointing for me to come forward (I was too busy chatting with the guys next to me to notice the judges saying "no.4 ..... no.4.... bald guy in a thong.... no.4...."










































I deserve the nickname "fridge" for having no V-Taper what so ever... more like an I-Taper... LOL!!!










I think the judges were trying to be funny here.... LOL!!!

























After getting off the stage... looking like a hooker from the hotels in bahrain after a long nights work... LOL!!!





Back on stage... after applying "fair & lovely"... LOL!!!























5th place, bitches!!!! Wooohooo!!! and i won an ice cream container too!!!!!! look at it!!! it's all shiny and shit!!! LOL




ketch meh, boss!!! i'z bouts to keeel ovahz







clappiddy clap clap....














This was the official placing and shit...



In my opinion... it's bullshit...
I got 5th as a gift... the way i saw it... zakariya was first (no shit), the guy who got 4th should've been 2nd, the guy who got 6th should've been 3rd, the guy who got 3rd should've been 2nd, and the guy who got 2nd should've been 3rd.

but that's just me :)

i have another contest in 5 days... just gonna go there, wiggle my ass, and make some more money!! LOL!!!!