Monday, December 15, 2008

For women who can't workout in a gym (in saudi arabia ONLY)

because if you weren't in saudi, you'd have access to a gym. and if you aren't going there frequently, your fat ass is lazy!

anyway, I approve of this program for females who want to get into shape. It's pretty good... too much of "my secret super duper program will get you fit in no time cuz it's secret" kind of shit in the advertisement. basically it's a high intensity workout mixed with some cardio and some yoga to make the shit sell for all those non-weed smoking hippy idiot chicks who actually believe yoga "elongates muscles and tones them"... LOOOL!!!... fucking retards... anyway... probably one of the best fitness and fatloss programs out there for a reasonable price

http://www.amazon.com/P90X-Extreme-Home-Fitness-Horton/dp/B000TG8D6I/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/190-2794769-9068553?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1229338499&sr=8-1

make sure to buy the whole crap in the bottom (exercise bands and the pull up bar).

again, if you haven't already bought some of those pink 3 ounce dumbbells, slim/cheap/slide under the bed treadmill, and are on a strict diet that you follow like religion, this program will be a waste of money. cuz knowing your ass, you'll probably watch the first 10 minutes of the first dvd, do 2 push ups and say "but my anorexic hero, lindsy lohan, didn't do anything like this to get her gorgeous/13 year old skinny boy/stick-like body... what did she do? oh yeah... right... heroin... fuck it, i'll just shoot up"

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