Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

The sons of bitches never learn...

Well, I guess i'm gonna compete as a fat ass this year... because... guess what? THEY DELAYED THE DAMN CONTEST AGAIN!!!!! So, basically i'm 16 weeks out now. It's going to be on the 24th of safar, which is around the end of February. Most people would say "great! so you have plenty of time to get ready!" fuck that... I haven't had a decent offseason in the past 2 years. It always gets fucked up. I don't want any of that "stay lean in the offseason" because i'm not too keen on gaining 1 lb of muscle every other year while torturing myself by shoving burnt chicken up my ass every goddamn day!!! These douchebags have no respect for people's lives and time... So, fuck it. i will compete, but it won't be fucking pretty. i'm just gonna follow my original plan. this leaves me with 8 more weeks of dieting, then it's offseason mode til May where I WILL hit the 220 lb mark ATLEAST. Fuck the SFBB... they can kiss my ass. it's a joke anyway.



In the news!

The title should be "fat bitches should stop shoving cup cakes up their pie hole cuz they'll kill ther damn fat ass unborn baby!!!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20081101/hl_hsn/excessweightgainduringpregnancyarisktomotherandchild;_ylt=AnahlXdH3BiHG5IvDvnynNjVJRIF

Please make note of the last statement in that article...

But Hillier offered this caution: "Not gaining enough [weight during pregnancy] is a risk for the baby as well. The focus should be eating healthfully: low-fat dairy, protein, lots of fruits and vegetables, also, under the guidance of a physician, getting moderate amounts of exercise," she said.

fat bitches will translate this into:
"this means you have to eat til you puke, or else you'll be thin and kill the baby. good food means eating low fat frozen yogurt chucked full sugar, ice cream banana splits with lots of cherries, that's your fruit for the day. vegetable fried noodles for your vegetables. and potatoes for your protein source. this is all in addition to the cup cakes and brownies we shove up our asses on a daily basis so we can feed the baby! it's scientifically proven!"

WHO THE FUCK GAINS 40 LBS OF FAT (OR MORE) IN 9 MONTHS????? I'LL TELL YOU WHO, A FAT BITCH WHO WILL EVENTUALLY BLAME SOCIETY FOR FORCE FEEDING HER TWINKIES!!!! fucking retarded... i swear... anyone who does this shit and eats junk while their pregnant (probably every female out there) does not give a rat's ass about her baby's health, and only wants to feed her pie hole... her excuse? "cravings" and "the baby has to eat"... fucking retards. more than 40 lbs? holy shit!!


Dumb ass Halloween bitches

Yesterday i went to pick up mariam from her friends house (she was helping them give out candy to fat ass kids)... anyway, while i drove there i probably saw a dozen 17-18 year old sluts. I usually don't use this kind of language but if you see what they were dressed up in, you'd call them something worse. Some of those girls were saudi, some were americans, some were trannies... i don't know... but i saw all those bitches on one street... one fucking street! so i would estimate there was an infinite number of whores last night. Why do i say this? Let me tell you... last year there was an incident where a bunch of guys harassed some girls dressed up as prostitutes or something walking alone in a dark alley and then the bitches cried and cried "why us???" ... still, they don't learn. Am i saying they're the only ones to blame? no... i'm saying that I wouldn't cut myself in the wrist, wait til i'm covered in blood, jump in a tank full of sharks, and when i'm pulled out with all my limbs, and my penis missing i won't say "why? why me? those sharks are ass holes!".... I wouldn't walk into a bad neighborhood where the crime rate is "3 muggings and 2 rapes per second" holding $20,000 in cash and counting them on the street. If i got shot, raped and mugged i wouldn't go "why??!! why me??!!! those animals!!!"....
If you're going to private party, inside a house where you know everyone there, yeah, dress up like a slut... no problem... if there are guys there, you will be called a slut, and some people might harass you... fair enough? but you won't get raped... and don't think that dressing up as a prostitute will get you the "good ones", you will only attract horny monkeys.
seriously, stop being cheap. You go out for halloween, you dress up as something "known"... like tinker bell, wonderwoman... fucking anything... even if you want to look slutty, it doesn't matter, just dress up as something everyone will know. a "hooker suite" is not a costume. A "prostitute uniform" means you are asking for trouble. I swear to you, most of the girls that were walking down the street were wearing miniskirts (and i don't mean the kind you'd wear to a friends house) and tube tops... IS THAT A FUCKING COSTUME??? you want to be a slut? fine! be a slut! but atleast fit the occassion! buy some firefighter lingerie, or a cop uniform... so you can have an excuse for your sluttiness and if you get harassed or raped we can say "atleast she was wearing a costume, doesn't mean she was asking for it"... Yes, i'm sick and tired like most you bitches about "it was her fault she got raped" SO GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK AND HELP ME OUT HERE!!!! THROW A DOG A FREAKIN' BONE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
dumb asses... i swear you are retards... guys are trying to help you out and clear your names from "whore-e-ness" to the poor victims of society, but you are not accepting it!!! You are giving other "people" reason to say "see, if we let women do as they want, they will all turn into whores... look at what happened that night... they were all dressed as whores" (if you know what i mean by this)... This is why there are articles about "Liberal people only trick you into freedom of speech. once you get to know them, they won't accept anything other than sex, alcohol, and not believing in god"... it's because when you ask these whores why they do this, they say "i'm free to do whatever i want... we're 'free'".... it's a word people use these days to describe someone liberal... they say "this guy is 'free'" ... "she's the kind of people who are 'free'".... the problem is, you dumb bitches are ruining shit for all of us, just for you to get raped and have the blame thrown on you...
you are seriously idiots.... fucking retards....
you will see pictures of shit that went down there in emails in a couple of days... i'm pretty sure of it. and then those girls fathers will see the pics and go ape shit, then the girls will say "oh why me?!"



i'm out