Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

Update

Well, it's wednesday and i'm gonna weigh in at around 6:30 pm. I dropped a shitload of weight and i look like a P.O.W. ... i'm down to 189 lbs and my waist is a bit under 33 inches... so... that's a total of 14 lbs lost and a bit more than 2 inches off the waist in 10 days. Also, i lost about 3/4 inches off both my arms and my legs look like toothpicks... I need to carb load so bad it's not even funny.
I took two days off of work (tuesday+wednesday) because obviously i can't function normally on low calories. i'm down to 1000 cals or less per day... it's pathetic... the plan is to weigh in, then go hit some pizza, icecream, donuts, burgers... you name it uptil 3 am on thursday... then i'll cut off the water and keep on "shitloading"... the funny thing is... now i know that my problem in the last 2 years wasn't that i had too much fat on me... it's that i had too much water on me... i dropped a shitload of water in the past 3 days and my skin has become extremely thin. my belly button didn't give me the "lean sign" (when it starts folding up and the skin above it and below it becomes hard, that's when i know i'm lean), but i see more definition than when i was lean... anyway... atleast i learned something out of this, which is... ummmm... hhhmmmmm..... i learned that.... hmmmmmmmmmmmm