Steroids don't kill people... Stupidity kills people

I truly don't know what the big deal with steroids is, especially with professional athletes. Seriously, if I were to pay an athlete 20 millions dollars a year, I would make it mandatory for him to use steroids excessively. Why do you think they pay them that kind of money? Because they like them? NO! It's because they bring in more money!! Sports are a form of entertainment. You want to entertain people? Break more records! How do you do that? Well, I think natural athlete records suck, big time. Why? Because they're limited by genetics. Professional athletes shouldn't be limited. And how do you do that? STEROIDS!!! Ofcourse steroids without proper training and nutrition would be worthless. Let me tell you something, our Saudi soccer team is one of the worst soccer teams in the world. I think they deserved that title after their performance in the 2002 world cup. Why? Is it because we're genetically unfit for the sport? No! Is it because we don't have enough money to fund the team? Hell no! Then why do we suck? Because proper nutrition for the sport is practically non existent, and the players think they're paid millions of riyals just to play a little soccer. Our star player, yaser al gahtani, spends almost every night at a gahwa smoking a hooka for hours at a time. What do you think would happen if a top English soccer player, or a German or whatever, did that? THEY WOULD FIRE HIS ASS AND KICK HIM OUT ON THE STREET! And what do we do? Pay him more money!
okay, back to my main issue, do you seriously think all the top soccer players have 27 inch ripped thighs because they go through their "training drills"? I don't think so. Those guys have above average (way way way above average) endurance and power. Why? Yup, steroids. Don't be naive and say "no. Football federations (or any other sport) will not allow it. They test for that stuff." gimme a freaking break! I'm not a huge soccer fan (not even a fan, I hate the sport), but whenever I see the German team playing, they look like freaking turbo charged tanks! Playing soccer, going through harsh endurance training, and weight training will not give you the kind of endurance and power those players have. If you think steroids only give you size, boy you're wrong (you'd be surprised how many swimmers and cyclist get disqualified for not passing a drug test. Do know how small those guys are?).
Now, here's my opinion, drug tests should be non existent. Why? Because most people, especially teenagers, see professional athletes as role models. What would happen if a young little troll saw his favorite athlete get busted for steroid use? That little idiot would assume steroids were what made him play that way. So, the little troll gathers up all his little troll friends and decide to go on a goup cycle. Don't believe me? You think this is stupid? Think about this. Androstenedione is one of the worst prohormones out there, yet when idiots heard about mark McGuire, or however the hell you spell his name, used it to get big and hit more homeruns, they immediately started using it and abusing it. Andro was in the market for a long long time. But it never boomed until this happened. Mark didn't get that big, strong, and focused on andro! Come on! gimme a freaking break here! You'd have to gobble down 50 grams of andro every day to get half those results, which will eventually kill you in 7 minutes (no, these aren't real figures I'm using. This is just for s***s and giggles). Mark was obviously on the juice.
Enough about athletes that use steroids (they should), lets talk about the idiots that use steroids without knowing what the hell they do. All what I'll say here is from personal experience with idiots and morons (including myself! Surprise!). Let's talk about a pretty close friend of mine that has been juicing for the past 4 years, and training for the past 6 years. I will refer to him as skittles. Now skittles has an IQ of a doped up turtle. The thing that really bothers me about skittles is that he thinks he knows what he's doing. Skittles has been training for 2 years naturally. Unfortunately, he never got any results because he doesn't even know the basics of bodybuilding. So, he decided to go on some steroid cycles because he knows some friends who won many competitions in the heavy and super-heavy weight class divisions. So what did skittles do? HE WENT ON THE SAME CYCLES AS THOSE GUYS WITH DECADES OF EXPERIENCE!! What were the results after 4 years and more than 14 cycles later? The guy started out at 90 KG with about 30% fat. 6 years later, 105 KG with 25% fat. An increase of almost 16 KG of muscle... In six years. My 12 year old brother would achieve a lot more muscle mass from training naturally (not even that hard) for 3 years. Where did he go wrong? He doesn't listen to any sane advice, he doesn't read anything about steroids (just goes by the word in the gym), didn't know anything about PCT (Post Cycle Therapy) until his 3 year of steroid use, and he doesn't know jack s*** about nutrition. Skittles, my friends, was a typical steroid user. Otherwise known as an idiot.
Moving on, our second retard is a guy I usually see at the old gym I used to go to. I will refer to him as "confused toad". Now, confused toad is a very very very tiny guy. I'd give him 60 KGs max. We were doing some cable crosses and then he asked me if I was going to compete. I was just starting my contest preparation and told him that I was. So, he asked me if I was using any steroids. I just smiled and said no, then I asked him why he asked (I love it when people ask me that. I agree, I am a jerk). He said:"man, I've been using dianabol for over 3 weeks now and I'm not getting half the results you're getting". My eyes popped out and I just said "What the hell are you using dianabol for?" Confused toad said: "A guy told me that it'll help me gain a lot of weight in a couple of months. Plus I got the Iranians. I'm taking about 25 mg per day." First off, Iranian dianabol is very hard to come across in Saudi Arabia and it's underdosed or fake if you find it. Plus, 25 mg of dianabol (which is never to be used as a stand alone steroid) doesn't do squat. So I asked what his diet looked like. He gave me a very confident look and said:"oh man, I eat a lot of protein and carbs and I stay away from fat. I eat 2 egg whites and a glass of orange juice in the morning, and after work I eat a shawarma (sandwich with a lot of fatty dressing and 3 oz. Of shredded chicken dripping with fat), and sometimes I drink a protein shake before bed." I wasn't in the mood to argue (which was very strange. But this guy is just hopeless) and I just asked him what he was taking for liver protection, inhibiting aromatization, and his PCT. The guy looked at me in a very confused way (hence the name confused toad) and said:"what's all that?" I just gave out a huge sigh and started explaining it to him. At the end, this toad surprised me by saying:"ahhh, yeah. I think I know what your talking about. I should've been more prepared since I'm a pharmacist."I almost punched him. I'm serious.
Now lets move on to another idiot, myself. I will refer to myself as fuzzy quail, so as to hide my true identity. Fuzzy quail had been training for less than a year. He started getting his s*** together and reading a lot about bodybuilding, training, nutrition, and supplements. One day, fuzzy quail went to GNC (The evil store of death) and saw some little bottles of androstendione on the shelf that were on sale. Now, fuzzy quail read about andro, but he only knew that it converted to testosterone and it's a prohormone, and that's about all what he knew about it. So, he purchased a bottle to try it out. Fuzzy quail didn't know how to use it. So, he just adhered to the label directions. Taking 2 pills a day before a workout, fuzzy quail started feeling more energy in the gym, his weights slightly went up, but there were no increases in mass. Now, this idiot didn't even know what he was doing. So, he spent some more time reading about it. After a couple of weeks, fuzzy quail discovered that androstenedione was the worst prohormone in the market, and the minimal dose was 300 mg per day. Lucky for stupid fuzzy quail, the dose he was using was 100 mg per day. So, most likely the strength increases in the gym were due to a placebo effect. Plus, the dose wasn't high enough to cause endogenous testosterone inhibition. Still, fuzzy quail did a very stupid mistake that could've screwed him big time.

Conclusion?
This article is a total waste of time, and I only wrote it because I'm bored and I have nothing else better to do. IT'S TIME FOR SOME GOOD OL' CHICKEN!!!