Who the fuck believes this shit???

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/megan_fox_transformers_workout.htm

Really?
So this guy is trying to convince us that he actually knows megan fox's imaginary workout (trust me, she doesn't workout... maybe a jog every other week to try counteract the effects of cocaine on the heart, but that's it), and he knows her diet? (which is basically chicken mcnuggets for lunch, and some kind of other shit for dinner in real life)...

I truly feel sorry for people who will read this and actually believe it. Women tend to believe this shit more than men do. because everytime i talk to a woman who asks about diet/workout/whatever she immediately cuts me off and says "well, i heard angelina jolie did 500 sit ups per night and only ate carrots for a month to get her fabulous bod!"... after seeing her manly back and saggy ass in "wanted", i'd do my best to avoid carrots and sit ups... the problem is they actually believe it's true...

look, here's the fact of the matter... if it's a hollywood celeb or whatever... and she has a nice body... she was born that way... the only ones who looked good and then turned into anorexic bitches that weigh 7 lbs on a good day are those who abused the drugs, badly. other than that, how the hell do you think rock stars of the 70's and 80's were as thin as shit and had six pack abs while eating the worst food ever and not working out a day in their lives? i'm sure green tea and acai berry extract were popular back then.

If it wasn't the drugs... it's the genetics... they were born that way. I would believe someone like Ryan Reynolds works out cuz it fucking shows. i would believe jessica beil worked out for the movie "blade 3" and then stopped because it showed in that movie, and didn't in any other movie. I believe that adam sandler worked out for the movie "don't mess with the zohan" cuz he looked like less of a shit than he did in any other movie, and he only worked out for six months with a trainer who was knowledgeable in nutrition (yeah, that's how shitty results are in real life... adam sandler has average genetics too... that's what you should expect to look like if you look like shit now then workout with the right diet for 6 months). I would believe that christian bale is very serious about his training and nutrition all the time because he always looks in shape in all his movies, and he worked really fucking hard to look like madonna in the movie "the machinist".

I would not believe that megan fox works out at all and eats anything other than cup cakes and ding dongs (with emphasis on the dongs) because she looks that same as she did in any other movie (not saying she's not hot, so don't fucking get on my case). I wouldn't believe that angelina jolie ever trained in her life because she has a normal fucking body and somehow that impresses people (because they can't see beyond those big ass lips), I don't believe that beyonce ever trained in her life, but she starves her self because she looks like she can easily get fat (black genetics...'nough said)... probably the reason why she married a guy who looks like a burnt frog, she knows she'll let herself go one day when she's hungry.

There is a difference between "nice body" and "you look like you workout"... big difference... especially in females...
If you see Jillian Micheals from the biggest loser (please ignore her ugly assed manly horse face) you'd say "damn! she must workout 20 hours per day!"... and if you see any other woman who you'd get out of your way to "tap", you'd say "wow, she has a gorgeous body! 'I'D HIT IT' approved"... see the difference?


So, to conclude this shit... if you see a woman with a "nice" body... she doesn't do anything special for it... she's just born that way and you weren't... so, tough luck...
if you see a woman that looks like she works out (most people can't tell the difference in women since there are only 8 women that workout on this planet... i'm talking real working out, not the "i'll buy a treadmill and use it once a year" kind of shit) she actually put some effort into fixing her ugliness...


that is all... you may continue what you were doing.