Technology… I don’t has it!

I attended a seminar that was supposed to be about a certain subject of interest in the workplace, but during the whole 7 hour seminar, they only talked about what I wanted to hear for less than 5 minute. They were marketing their own “business” instead.

Anyway, that’s not the point. They started talking about social networking and what not that really caught my attention… why? Cuz I hate that facebook and myspace crap and was like “WTF does this have to do with anything??” … then they talked about IBM’s social network and how you can actually find solutions to whatever problem you have at work or whatever. Everyone on that network would write a description about what they’re good at (professionally), and you just find whoever you need and ask them for help… this was the first time someone actually mentioned something useful about social networking (the usual reasons are “to find all friends and keep in touch”… no shit… this actually means “to see if I can meet a myspace hoe”… doesn’t apply to everyone… but you get my point… anyway, I was never into that shit cuz it would get me into some crap if I did…)

Ok… so what stupid metaphor am I gonna come up with this time? it’s like saying “hey… you know that whore house down the street? They have the most awesome chicken wings”… usually, 99% of the people there will go for whores… and you’ll find about 2 or 3 people eating chicken wings… get my drift? Tell your wife you went for the chicken wings… see if she believes you… LOL!!!

Anyway… after the dude actually came up with a legit reason for social networking… he talked about this little USB gadget where if someone else has it, you just touch yours with theirs (damn… sounded perverted) and you’d have them as a friend… and how this will be the new business card in the future…

This just set off a chain reaction in my brain… I’m being left out on a lot of shit!!! Yes, it is my fault… but damn… I’m gonna be like those old timers that you see you searching for some shit on yahoo! And then they say “what the hell is this crap… you and your gadgets and sorcery and shit… what the hell is wrong with the encyclopedia Britannica? What the fuck is Wikipedia?? Nyaah…burp…”

I’M GONNA BE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!! :(

Really… I’m starting to become an idiot (starting?? HAHAHAHAHA)… pretty soon I’ll be calling jawad and saying “hey! Where’s my interwebs??? It’s not there!!!”… and he’ll ask about specifics… the problem will be that I still have windows XP running on my Pentium 2 in the year 2038…

Contest tomorrow
Gonna wiggle my fat ass and try to make some money!!! LOL!!! Wish me luck!