Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

Get advice from people on TV… dumb ass

Ok, here’s a question for all the women out there. What would you think about men who take the advice of the following talk shows:

Show #1:

A show that talks about how women should actually be the ones who go out, work, earn a living, and feed the husband and family. It also talks about how a woman should be more thoughtful towards her husband and should compromise more. For example, in addition to making a living and feeding her husband, she should cook, clean, take care of the kids after work, and let her husband go out and do whatever he wants because he deserves a rest from all the sex he had to help get her pregnant. She should always buy him gifts (preferably expensive ones) to show him that she is loyal and she loves him. Also, she should take up another night job to save up and get boob implants and liposuction to look pretty for him. The show tells you that this is the way a marriage should be, and people have drifted far away from the true meaning of loving another person that there aren’t any marriages like this anymore.

Show #2:

A show that talks about how women in general always nag and are stupid, because if they have a problem, they’ll keep on talking about it for hours on end not to get a solution, but to just nag and look for someone to sympathize with. It also talks about how females don’t understand males, and that they should be more considerate, read, and educate themselves about the male way of thinking and their emotions. It talks about how women have become selfish and they only care about themselves when it comes to “understanding emotions” and never care about how men feel. A show that says: “it’s okay to verbally abuse a woman, because that’s our instinct, that’s life”… A show that explains how a woman should dedicate all her emotional, physical, and financial power towards keeping her man happy, because that’s the true meaning of love. And no, it doesn’t work the other way around.


If you were a man, and you watched this channel for 5 seconds, you’d go: “what kind of retarded shit is this?! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA…. Yeah right… where’s the football game?”

If you were a woman, and watched that show, you’d probably burn the TV, burn down the TV station, kill the host of the show and start going on a killing spree.


Now, take this story and turn it upside down… what do you have?

Fucking Oprah and Dr. Phil

I hate those two fuck heads more than I hate ball sweat. Their douchebaggery has crossed the line way too many times. Oprah turned into a “TV God” by … well… here, let me explain to you:
Fat chick who got lucky and picked up a role in the color purple… lost weight, gained it back… lost weight again… gained it back… always looked like shit… got lucky and made a couple of mil… started her show and convinced everyone that she actually works hard for her money and anyone can do it (of course, working hard means spending 3 hours in the make up room every day just to look like my morning shit). She started a sexist movement against men and convinced everyone that most men are pigs and scum except if they buy a shitload of jewelry for their wife and lick the ground she walks on, even if the woman is a piece of shit bitch. Women went crazy and said “YES!! THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD LIVE!!! I DESERVE BETTER BECAUSE I HAVE BREASTS!!!”

And Dr. Phil…. Ultimate douchebag of all time… I can’t believe women fall for his shit. For all the women out there… google Dr. Phil and take a look at his past records… If you find what I want you to find, you’d stop your silly ass argument of “Dr. Phil is the best. He loves his wife more than he loves god!!! He’s such a gentlemen and a godsend to all of us”…


You know… men had a show like Dr. Phil and Oprah… do you remember “The Man Show”? …. Shit was funny as hell… because we knew that “hey, this is every man’s dream. But wake the fuck up, that shit aint never gonna happen cuz we live in the real world.”… but when women watch Oprah and Dr. Phil, they actually think that they are living in an isolated room, and that the real world is like what Oprah and Dr. Phil tell them it should be.

In the past year, I’ve had enough of trying to state scientific research or real world experience, then hear a woman say “but Dr. Phil said…” or “but Oprah said…” …. Oprah is just a fat bitch who has a lot of money and she managed to brainwash women. Dr. Phil is a douchebag that acts like a sensitive prick in front of the camera, and is a whole different person off camera… and when I say different, I mean “just like men in Saudi Arabia” different!

From now on, anytime anybody starts a sentence with: “On Oprah…”, or “On Dr. Phil…”, it will be processed in my brain as “A stupid douchebag who should be shat on and lives in la la land where everything is happy, wonderful, everyone shits $1000 bills, and are on cocaine and heroin said…”