Men are from Mars, Women are from planet “inconsiderate fuck heads”

I’m speaking specifically about saudi women… seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you??? Not all of you, most of you… do you think the world can fucking wait for your fat saggy asses all day? Do you think you are royalty because you have a green passport that is worth less than dog shit?

What am I talking about? I’ll tell… saudi women are just absent minded, have no courtesy what so ever, and just have a general feeling of being above everyone else. When in reality, they can’t cook, they can’t clean, they’re as stupid as fuck, they love to waste other people’s money (husband, father… etc), and their idea of a job is lying down on the couch and yelling “dad!! I need money for… stuff!”….

Here’s the story… how many times were you driving in the middle of the street, the car infront of you stops (again, in the middle of the street), 2 women step out of the car (keep in mind it takes them an average of a minute and a half just to open the door and step out… I swear I’m not exaggerating… they open the door, then decide to give the driver instructions of when to come, then chat with the person sitting in the back, then sit and complain about the “li7ji” who stared and smiled because she’s wearing an abaya with shit so shiny stuck on it, it could be seen from fucking korea and she’s wearing sunglasses at 8 in the evening), then the 2 women start talking and they forget that there are 400 cars backed up in the middle of a crowded street waiting for their royal ass to close the goddamned car door and get out of the fucking way… it takes another 2 minutes for them to close the door of the car, because one of the girls decided to start talking to the other one and say “look at the 19th car in the back of the line… it’s the white BMW that’s been chasing us for a week… oh, I love that man so much… although I never saw his face and I don’t know anything about him… except that he’s probably rich and has a license plate with matching numbers and letters… I love him more than anyone in the world…”… of course, all of us men don’t honk… because god blessed us with a peanut for a brain (we have peanuts for brains… saudi women just have a hollow cavity with nothing inside)… if we honk, we know it will end up in the saudi version of “OH NO YOU DI’ ‘INT!!!”… so, we decide to wait it out… but one of these days, some one will blow a fuse in his brain, and get out of the car and beat the shit outta these pathetic beings and, as we say here in saudi, “y5aleeha ta3rif inna allah 7ag”… so, 25 minutes pass, and traffic is back in action… just to have the next car infront of you stop again, 2 seconds later, and unload two more elephants.

Here’s another story….i always complain about saudi men not knowing the meaning of “order” or that there is something called a “line”… but women… SAUDI WOMEN ARE A BILLION TIMES WORSE WHEN IT COMES TO ORDER, OR STANDING IN LINE!!! And they can never make up their fucking minds when they get there…. Last Thursday I was at Dhahran mall. Mariam and I were getting some food, and mariam wanted some grape leaves. So I went to fatoosh and stood in line… only one woman was infront of me… I will transelate what she was saying so you get the picture “put some of this white rice… and some of this beef… no no… take the beef back… put some chicken… no no… not spicy… put regular… ok… on second thought, take it out, put spicy… ok… no no… spicy beef… take out the white rice, I want the rice with the macaroni… noooo… bring a new clean plate, this one is dirty… ok…hmmmm… what do I want… some salad… no no… take it out…”
I swear, that’s what she was saying… as she was saying this… 4 MORE WOMEN CUT IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE!!!!... when the blabbering indecisive bitch was done, the Indian went to take the other women’s order…I was as mad as shit… I yelled “YOU SAW ME HERE IN LINE!!!” he said “bas haza hurma… saree’ saree’… eewa aish yib3’a?” (he said they’re women, they’ll be quick… yes what would you like?)… I just yelled “well fuck you!”… and left… didn’t tell mariam, cuz I just didn’t want to ruin the “general mood”… I was enjoying the flies on my food and my face enough to forget about it… ended up going back because I had to get my maryoomti some grape leaves… I think the Indian felt sorry for me and he gave me some extra grape leaves… nothing like free grape leaves to lift up your spirits.





Seriously though… just as you see all the “7awanshiya” and “l7ooj” (ill behaved saudi men) all over in public, and you know that the “good men” are at home, or in their apartment just having a good time (not in a gay way… well, some are like that… but anyway) without bothering anyone or causing trouble and are actually well behaved… there are women who don’t go out much because they hate the way the public is… I am not talking about women who “mean no harm” in this post :) … I am talking about genuine bitches that seem to be multiplying these days… it seems that a good education and being upper/middle class doesn’t really help anymore…


As I said, and I keep on saying… we are getting worse by the day…