Again with the stupid bullshit about marriage and kids and shit

For the past week, every goddamn conversation I hear either revolves around “why didn’t this guy get married? It’s against human nature to do that! He’s either gay, or has sexual problems”… or “He’s been married for six months and his wife still isn’t pregnant? There must be something wrong with them”… my mother keeps telling me EVERY GODDAMN WEEK!!! “when you are two going to have a child?? People are starting to talk!”…
You all know my views on this… and I will restate them… getting married for the sake of getting married, or because you are as horny as fuck IS WRONG!!!!YOU SHOULDN’T DO IT THAT WAY AND JUST SAY “god is going to make it work between us”… the counter argument that my family always used was “look at you, you are happy with your marriage. Don’t you want other people to be happy?” … I kept bugging my parents to get married, I got engaged for 2 years, communicating on a daily basis with my fiancé (now wife)… I got married because I felt that there was something missing… after I got engaged, I got to know my future wife… and I swear, if things didn’t go as they did, I would’ve called it off and I would’ve still been single. I am going to say this, and I don’t mean anyone in particular… really… I know many of my friends will read this and think I’m talking about them, I’m not! I’m talking about society in general and what I see everyday. If you are going to say “don’t stereotype this shit, and don’t generalize” well, I’m talking about the FUCKING GENERAL PUBLIC!!! I’M TALKING ABOUT WHAT I SEE EVERYDAY!!! IN FRONT OF MY EYES!!! I am not talking about the few cases where what I’m about to say doesn’t apply.
Ok… If you are got married, less than 10 years of marriage (most cases, less than a year… or less than 6 months), you leave work at 4, you go out at 4:30 pm (go out without your wife, that is), come back home at 12-1 am, go to sleep at 2 am, wake up at 6 am to go back to work… WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET MARRIED????
All I hear is people complaining about they have to go back home just to do chores for the wife… well listen, ass hole, marriage is responsibility. You have to do that shit without the “I hate it when my wife tells me to pick up milk every 4 days… she’s so demanding”… if you wanted to fuck and leave without having to do shit, there are prostitutes all around.
Oh, and check this out… how many people do you know that usually travel without their wives? Well, I know a lot.
How many people do you know that say “I’m going to morocco in july, because my wedding is in august”… ???
I know more than 5 people that are getting married this summer and they don’t even want to get married… what do they say? “my mom wants me to get married… so I have to”…

And then you have idiot closed minded fuck heads that say “marriage is human instinct!! You have to do it. or else you are not normal”, well listen you dumb ass, sex is a human instinct, not marriage. Marriage is a personal preference. Some people like chocolate, some like vanilla… some people like oranges, some like apples… some people wanna settle down and be with 1 woman and care for her, and some people don’t. taking a shit when you have to is instinct… spitting out something hot is instinct… eating when you’re hungry is instinct… marriage is not.
And then you have retards that still think it’s instinct based on “the latest saudi survey says that the ratio of women to men is 7:1!!!! This is direct proof that marriage is based on instinct, and that misyar marriage should be implicated, and that it is god’s will that we should marry 4 women!!!”…
Soooo… if the ratio wasn’t 7 to 1, it’s god’s will not to marry 4 wifes, or not to marry at all??? Is that what I understand from what you are saying??

Because… in wikipedia, the sex ratio is
at birth: 1.05 male(s)/femaleunder 15 years: 1.04 male(s)/female15-64 years: 1.34 male(s)/female65 years and over: 1.16 male(s)/femaletotal population: 1.21 male(s)/female (2005 est.)

yeah, I know wikipedia isn’t a reliable source… so, I checked the CIA website, and they have the 2008 estimate :)

at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female under 15 years: 1.04 male(s)/female 15-64 years: 1.3 male(s)/female 65 years and over: 1.09 male(s)/female total population: 1.19 male(s)/female (2008 est.)

anyway, for the retard who stated that there are 7 females to every 1 male… I’d advise to go out every once in a while… you’d seriously think that there are 7 males to every female…

Look, marriage is a wonderful thing, as long as it’s right. Right being that there is understanding of the other person’s feelings, mutual respect, acceptance of responsibilities, and sexual attraction. Most marriages I know of have none of these things. Ask any saudi why he got married, and it will all boil down to “I wanna fuck, and I want her to shit out babies”.

Basic idea here is… if you want to get married, please make sure you are right for each other and be honest. If you have doubts, call it off. If you don’t want to get married, please don’t.

Kids and shit…

Someone I know (not even a fucking friend), who is slightly retarded (jawad, I think you know who I’m talking about) called me yesterday. He told me that he got married last year and his wife is pregnant (really, I think they should’ve banned him from reproducing). He kept asking my why he doesn’t see me much since I got married… I just told him I was busy… and didn’t want to tell him that I really didn’t like him, he wasn’t even my friend, and I don’t want to waste my time. And then he said “haa… do you have anything on the way?? (he means kids)” I said “GOD, NO!!! I’m not in a hurry”… so the fucker says “I know you shouldn’t have gotten on hormones. I wanted to tell you. Now you can’t have kids.” So I said “what makes you think I’m on hormones?” he says “everyone is talking about it these days… I don’t know”… I just said “listen, it’s not my fault that you people are lazy and the only exercise you get is scratching your asses. When you see someone like me, It’s ok to be jealous. But unlike you, I still didn’t have kids because I actually know the responsibilities that comes with them and I don’t just let my wife shit out kids that I know I won’t take care of. Besides, where do you work? Do you make enough money to raise a kid? Listen, I gotta go… do you want anything else?”…
And my mom, she just won’t stop with the kids… nowadays, whenever she asks, I just say “you have a grand child!!... HEY RUFFLES!!! Go give gammy some kisses”…
Do you want to know how annoying kids are? Go to a restaurant with your wife… on a week day… like Tuesday night… plan to have a nice quiet evening… now, try to talk to your wife without yelling. You can’t! cuz there are 500 fucking babies in a restaurant that are crying, and screaming for no apparent reason. Now, imagine those cries at 3 am…
I swear to god, most people say they love their children… but I assure you that I love my dog more than they could ever love their child…

Really, there are things I want to see here that will get me into trouble, so I won’t say them (real trouble… not just silly ass comments)… but I assure you… a lot of people in this country have children for other reasons… it’s subconscious. i’m not saying they plan it. it’s like if someone punches you, you try to duck and punch back. It’s subconscious. let me just say this… if people didn’t have children, you’d see a lot more divorces going on.

I will just leave you with this… if women had the freedom to do what they wanted (just like men do… with stupid restrictions that no one cares about), in 40-50 years… marriage would be obsolete.

And please… don’t have kids just for the sake of procreation. I can give you 10 million reasons NOT to have a child. Can you give me one good reason?
Most people in this country would reply “god said that the finest things in life are money and children… so you have to have children if you want to enjoy life… look at all the 50-60 year old men who never got married and had kids… they regret it”
Let me tell you this… men at 50 or 60 who didn’t get married because they didn’t want to had fun with their lives and they were “stress free” mostly… let’s see, you get a job at 22-23… live life the way you want til you’re 60 (that’s 37 years) regret life for 5 years til you die…. Or, get married at the age of 23 and you don’t want to, have 6 kids by the age of 40, get a heart attack at 55 and die knowing that your life ended at 23… hmmmm???