it's funny and ironic how... well let me tell you a little story that happened a couple of weeks ago at the gym:
I hate training abs... more than anything... i usually do 4-6 sets of heavy rope crunches once a week... sometimes i skip the whole thing... i sometimes get bored of rope crunches and head to the crunch machine (the huge chair that looks like a torture device) and do a couple of heavy sets... anyway, i saw this guy on the machine... fat as f***... and he was on that machine for a good 20 minutes before i decided that i wanted to change up and do machine crunches. Usually, if i want to use a machine or a bench and someone's using it, i just go sit next to them and stare. if they have a bit of intelligence, they'd ask "you wanna use this?" after finishing a set. some people are just so f***ing stupid and think that i look at them to admire their fat ass. anyway, i sat straight infront of this guy on the crunch machine and stared. the guy finished a set... looked at me... looked down... went on another set... finished... looked at me... looked down... went on another set... finished... looked at me.... i got pissed off... so i just asked "can I do a set while you rest?"... the guy said "just gimme a couple of minutes... i'm almost done... just a couple more"... whenever i hear something that surprises me (like what this fat ass said) i raise an eyebrow real high, and the other one real low (unintentionally... i never noticed till one of my friends laughed at me for doing it)... i just said "no no.. take your time... obviousely you need it a lot more than i do"... the guy was so stupid he didn't notice that i was being sarcastic, smiled, and said "thanks"...
my point? go to any f***ing gym in the world and you always find obese people that never lose a f***ing pound spending hours hogging the ab benches and machines. come back a year later, and you find the same people, doing the same exercises, and the f***ers get fatter.
what does that tell you?
if you can't figure it out, you're as stupid as the guy that's probably still repping out crunches on that machine.
btw, the only reason i do ab exercises is to get them bigger and make them pop out more... not to burn fat. if trainning abs burned abdominal fat, then i'd be weighing 80 lbs right now shredded because i train the rest of my body too.
posted by Hamad Mohawis @ 1:32 PM
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Your so rude. It's not his fault allh 5alaga fat :S ya5i rf3t '9'36y. You can't go making fun of him and calling him names for trying.
P.s if you think im daf3ing 3ana cuz im fat your WRONG i'm perfect in every way
god did not create him fat. if i do heroin, can i say "it's not my fault, god created me as an addict!"... no!
I used to be a very fat kid when i was young... why? cuz i ate junk and crap all the time... my mom wouldn't stop stuffing my face with crap. and then my dad's genetics kicked in... i went down to a flabby 136 lbs. hey, i could've always quit bodybuilding and dieting and say "i can't do it... god created me this way" and for people who have thyroid problems, well, god also created doctors who perscribe thyroxine for that... and hey... double the dose and you'll be thin as hell in no time.
and when you're in a gym, you should have some courtesy. especially when some people are serious about training and only have a couple of hours per day to spend with their wives. i don't want to wait fucking 30 minutes for someone who uses the gym as an excuse for being fat... you know what i mean... doesn't even sweat while working out and tells his buddies "i've tried everything.. i go to the gym daily. but nothing works. god made me this way." if i were sitting on an inclined bench, and someone came up to me and wanted to use it, if i say "no, i'm resting.. i'll be done in 20 minutes" would you blame him for being pissed off? i always look around after a set to see if someone's waiting to do a set after me... it's called courtesy, and i expect people to do the same.
What i'm trying to say is you don't know the dude. Maybe he i strying REALLY hard. You don;t know if after the gym he goes and eats 2 super sixe Mcdonalds Big mac's o0o bla bla. Maybe he is trying really hard.
It's true some people are not born fat and become fat, but some people are also born fat and it would be TRES difficle for them to lose weight no matter how much they try.
The gym i go to is the company gym... i see almost everyone there on a daily basis... and i see them at the dining hall sometimes if i go... and i see how they do cardio... i can assure you that he's not trying half as hard as he should to lose that weight. on the other hand, last sunday, i saw a friend of mine at the cardio room ... i didn't recognize him... last time i saw him was in 2000... he lost around 50 KGs (110 lbs) in one year... and i'm not surprised... i've seen the way he works out... when he was back in the states, he barely ate, and he was obese... so, don't go telling me maybe he's trying... if he was, he would've atleast lost 2 lbs in the past 4 months... you know someone is trying when you see results... there's a huge difference between trying and creating excuses... anyway, he was being an ass for hogging the chair... i don't know how i'm being rude for calling him a fat fuck... him being fat, that's a fact... him being a fat fuck, he hogged the fucking chair and has no courtesy... if someone cut ahead of you inline would you say "fuck off, buddy" ... or would you say "miskeen, yimkin he tried to wait, but he couldn't take it"?
fee farg me waiting in line and him being infront of me int he first place.
i didnt know it was a company gym. SOrry for assuming stuff. Bas hes not a fat fuck maybe hes just fat or maybe a fat kaka. But fat fuck no . oh oh or maybe fat bastard hehe GET IN MY TUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY lol
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btw, nigdar nmasheeha when it's the company gym... if it were a private gym i'd deal with him differently, you pay money if you're in a private gym... which means if he finishes a set, he has to get off that shit or you bring one of those gorilla like trainers, point at the guy, and yell "THAT'S HIM!!!"
and it'll all be taken care of :)
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damn riya*9 they r taking like freaking FOREVER to build it blaaaaaaa5.
loool girl gyms are so different, we go like when ur done with that machine or bla bla come call me i'm in the coffe shop looooooooool.
did u ever live in the states??
i've lived in texas, louisiana, and kansas... which qualifies me for being the first arab redneck in history.
loooooooool kansas shity ;)
my uncle lived in kentucky does that make him a arab red neck ? loooool
at least u didnt live where it was 3arab central
BE PROUD MY 3ARAB BODY BUILDING RED NECKED BUDDY
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