Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

Since all we do here is bitch and complain about everything, I’ve decided to write up a weekly post dedicated to bitching. So, I’m here to bitch about stuff to give you material to bitch about when you’re with your buddies. Have fun and… bitch on… or something.

The saudi stock market… I think the word by itself is starting to become a cuss word. If someone starts talking out of his ass… just say “SHUT UP YOU F***ING SAUDI STOCK MARKET!!!”… I’m really not into stocks, economy, science, physics, chemistry, math, reading, writing, thinking…ummm… anyway… Although I’m a retard in economics, I really know that something is definitely wrong! I’ve been hearing about numbers all over the world going up something like 6% a year… 8%...3% … and people are happy… but here? NOO!! It has to go up by 298475603894675% every second or people get angry and think it’s a bad stock. What the hell is this nonsense? And this “iktetab” shit? OH MY GOD!! Putting all your money and some people (most people) borrow money to “iktitib” AND THE F***ING COMPANY STILL DIDN’T OPEN YET?!?!?! It don’t make sense to me. Especially when 99.99999% (number pulled out of my ass) of people don’t even know what that company does. You know what? Most people ask me “why the hell don’t you put your money in yansab?” yansab is a new company that recently opened up for “iktetab”. Now, even dead people are rising up from the grave to put their money in yansab because everybody “knows” (by information pulled out of someone else’s ass) that the returns are unbelievable. I just ask them one questions: “what does yansab do?”
I swear, and I’m serious here, no bullshit, I swear that no one has been able to answer my question.
In the end, you make a quick buck. Stupidity kicks in, and you spend it even quicker. I think you’ve all seen the videos of “people”, if that’s what you want to call them, running in the bank and reeking havoc all over the place just to buy stocks first. That tells you something about the MAJORITY of our society. One of my friends once said something that is SO TRUE! He was driving past a bank on the day of iktetab, and when he saw all the people lined up there he just sent me an sms about how it looks like: “lined up with all their ghutras, they look like sperm trying to fertilize an egg”