2012
It saddens me to say that there are people who actually take this shit seriously. Anyway, have you seen the movie?
well, i have... and let me tell you... if this shit were true? it wouldn't go down like they showed in the movie. i'm not talking about the destruction here... i'm talking about how people would react.
let me tell you something... there's this panic instinct in all of us. when shit hits the fan... i mean, when real shit hits the fan hard, you will not be human anymore.
yes, there are SOME traits that instinct can't overcome (like looking for your loved ones and trying to save them and shit like that), but that's part of a bigger system called evolution (survival of the fittest)... and these people are considered the fattest! they will not be fit for survival. why?
ok... i'll tell you... this will be the true situation if 2012 was real and shit hit the fan (according to buselmo)
Here are the events in particular order that will commence (assuming the magnitude of destruction rises with time):
1- people are gonna steal shit
2- religious fanatics are gonna start murdering people (massive numbers)
3- More people who are trying to say "everyone, calm down. let's tackle this situation with love"
are gonna die a horrible death... because frankly, they're just gonna get in everyones way and waste time.
4- mothers are gonna start searching for their babies/kids/grown up offspring (even if they're 40 years old) and get killed in the process... no, there's none of that sentimental shit where they find each other and hug for 20 minutes while a wave of lava approaches and they magically make it through... both of them are fucking dead
5- Rich people, ruthless people, liers, mass murdering politicians, corrupt government officials, and selfish pricks who would sell their mom for a nickle are the only people who are going to survive. In the process, when they are all in the "arc" that would save the scum that's left of humanity... one of the people who had the motto of "let's all love each other and care for each other. we're all brothers and sisters and we should solve this with love" is gonna show up right before the arc with the assholes is about to leave... this guy looks like he's been dipped in a sack of firey shit... holding about 300 kg of C-4 laughing like a maniac and saying "if i'm not making it outta here alive, you aren't either YOU FUCKERS!!!" jumps in the gears with the explosives and blows everyone up.
that will be the end of humanity as we know it... and guess what? all what happened is a couple of earthquakes and tsunamis that would only wipe out 1/2 - 3/4 of the population. this would be a very good chance to start over. but no... we opt to kill everyone because every fucker out there is saying "no, we should save these guys" "no, these guys" "if we can't save everyone, let's all die together with love"...
movie fucking pissed me off...
what would i have done?
well, i told my wife what i'd do... and she pretty much got pissed and didn't agree...
i would've stayed home and waited it out.
true story.
I wholeheartedly agree with every
ReplyDeletedamn word that has been said brother.
With the exception being your solution, I wouldn't take it lying down, I would make my way to the arc with my family and the few chosen folk I consider worth saving ( yours truly being one ofcourse, lol, we're going to need a trainer/abuser in the world of the future ) run riot and hijack the arc, YES!!!!!, you read that right.
I dont think I need say more, you've seen the world map at the end of the movie, its the new age I've been waiting for, water water everywhere, so hand me all your dubloons.
The Age of piracy that we're living at this moment in time is but the rim of the overflowing glass, and in time, I shall be sitting at the summit with a nice jewel studded peg leg, eye patch, an Arsenal themed bandana and pina colada ( not big on rum alone, so will have to cut it down with pineapple, LOL ).
Yes sir, Good times ahead.
By the way, how was the Barr excursion?
it is sad that people take this seriously... every bookstore in the US with a religion section is stuffed with 'how to survive 2012' books...
ReplyDeletewill there be clean toilets on your pirate ship?
ReplyDeletecuz i'm really not too big on squatting on the edge of the ship to take a dump and sharks jumping and biting my ass...
speaking of ass... the barr trip was pretty nice. it got better when we had our spines skewed from the rocks on the ground when we slept, all 20 minutes of sleep... cuz loud thunder and heavy rains aren't easy to sleep through...
and seamus finished all the damn mars bars and red bulls...
oh... jawad wasn't having a fun time either... lets just say his ass wasn't too happy with 3naizi's cooking.
shewn dog..
ReplyDeleteI think they should replace the aramco logo with your avatar...
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!! LOL!!
Relax buddy, its going to have those state of the art Japanese toilets, like that one in the Simpsons, lol, its actually going to say " I am honored to accept your waste ".
ReplyDeleteDamn seamus, if he was in a party mood why not ride that rainbow of his and fetch himself a crate of whiskey and keep the red bull for you guys. Who knew having a pot of gold would make you a cheap skate.
Jawad with stomach problems, hmmm,
3naizi certainly pulled a number on him, am I right in assuming the sacrificial lamb wasnt cooked through????? Obviously you haven't sampled it, as you're alive here to tell the tale, LOL.
Well done, anyway, I'll be stopping by today and hope you do as well. We have much to discuss.
Have a great day till then.
okay Hamad you are taking this way too serious LOL...Just calm down and tell me who pissed you off and I'll take care of them :p
ReplyDeletemovies will still be movies...
Deep impact...world will freeze or drawn or blast bla bla bla!!
you blieve whats in them and you're an idiot LOL...as you said not how ppl act is real...not how it's gonna happen is real...not nothing is real...heck! sometimes it's a true story and they have to dump in fake shit to make the movie sell!!
Ppl need to know that reality doesnt sell!!!! FAKE SHIT BRINGS MONEY LOL dont get me started with fake shit...MMMMM FAKE SHIT :p
dude... wtf???
ReplyDeleteI was just pissed off cuz i was waiting to see destruction... I saw destruction but all the "hope" crap ruined it.
have you seen "knowing"?
now THAT!!!! is a fucking ending. see, although that movie wasn't really good, and i hate nicholas cage cuz he just creeps me out... but the ending made it all worth it. it was kinda realistic, in a sense. as in, if that were to ever happen, this is how it would go down.
and as you said, fake shit sells... that's why i watch these movies. if i wanted reality, i'd do what every retired idiot does... lay a blanket outside my front door, sit and drink coffee all day and wait and see what happens.
that would be classified as the longest, most boring, and pointless movie of all time.