Excerpts from the diary of a pissed off bodybuilder

The lost book of Nostradamus

I picked up a documentary dvd about the last book Nostradamus wrote…. Never in my life have I seen people as stupid, and biased as people who were featured in that documentary. I don’t know how people could believe vague and retarded crap like that? I know people (a lot of fucking people) who believe in the zodiac signs and whatever… and when I say believe, I mean the fuckers are almost basing their lives on that shit.
Look. Anyone can say some vague assed shit and it could be interpreted in any way… look here, I’m just babbling here:

The sun will set on a darkened day
The people felt it would be that way
When the stars align and dim as one
Blood will flow, like water it will run

500 hundred years from now, there’s bound to be some important murder or war that would happen close to a day with an eclipse or shit like that.
Or, a war that happens at night, but since we can light a whole city with fucking spot lights and shit… this shit I just wrote would be interpreted as a “prophecy”… complete and utter bullshit.
And zodiac signs… “you will find happiness in the days to come”… no shit, you dumb ass. Can you be any vaguer?

Nostradamus wasn’t a prophet, nor could he tell the future… he was just some con artist who wanted to have some political ties with “royalty” and be safe.

Anyway, you know that I don’t agree with the “every non-muslim out there has the sole purpose of destroying islam!” like most people who live here do. But this documentary was obviously trying to tell everyone that “YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Even someone who can genuinely predict the future says that muslims are the downfall of humanity and they are terrorist out to get us poor little innocent peaceful Christians!”… it was pathetic… really. And most of my readers (both of you) know how I am, regarding this shit. I don’t believe in conspiracy theories and all the bullshit. I truly believe that the “fight against islam” is basically a fight for land and oil, that’s it. but this documentary went way too fucking far.

Anyway, it’s a good waste of 90 minutes.



Again, people who don’t get results….

You follow the diet and training program for 3 weeks
You stop dieting because you “have too many obligations”, but still work out for another 2 weeks
You stop working out for a month, but you diet again for 2 weeks, then quit for 2 weeks
You go back to training but you don’t diet for another week
You start dieting, but you miss a couple of meals, cheat here and there
You get your diet together, then you start skipping training…


Now that you read this shit… you fucking know why you aren’t getting results… it’s self fucking explanatory…

And I know that tomorrow I’ll have 7 emails saying “you meant me, right? That was me you were talking about”… and that’s something you should think about.



The next American president?

John McCain… I hate the dude… hell, I hate both candidates… but he’s gonna win.
(If he does, does that mean I’m better than Nostradamus for giving specific details, like names?)



Fuds?

I is hungry…but nothing is worth eating. Tomorrow is my cheat day, and all I have is reeses peanut butter brownie mix from Betty Crocker… I was gonna buy some chewie chips ahoy, but the damn thing costs 35 riyals… I aint paying no 35 riyals just so I could say “mmmmmm”… fuck that shit. So, please… suggest a restaurant or a dessert (in the Dhahran-doha-khobar area… dammam is considered travelling to another country if you ask me) in the comment section by tomorrow afternoon.



Update

I look like shit… I want to quit this cutting bullshit. It’s a good thing I wrote down that I’d do it and shit on this blog… cuz the only thing keeping me from eating my ass off right now is that I’m too embarrassed to do something I said I won’t. I will post my weigh and shit tomorrow, pictures next week. I took a sneak peak of my weight this morning… I’m getting fucking heavier… how? I have no goddamn clue. I’m depleted, I look stringy, and my arms are smaller… but I’m heavier… shloan? madri