Fat people are taking over (wait, they already took over!)

When i was done with my weighted chin ups, i made my way to the squat rack, where there's the only available bar to proceed with my barbell rows... on the immediate left side of that squat rack (two inches away from the rack, and right under where the bar was) was a middle aged and fat dude... he also looked like he had an IQ level of a rock (some people you can tell from their face... and soon enough, this guy will prove it to me)... i loaded the plates on the right side... but on the left side, the guy was in the way... so, i laid the plates right next to him and watched him on his green mat, laid flat on his back, doing what seemed to be the invisible bicycle race. I usually rest til i breathe normally, then i move on to my set... so when i was good to go, i said "excuse me"... and the dude didn't even look at me and said "la76'a (hold on)", and continued pedaling on his invisible bike. I just extended my arm while holding the plate and reached to the other side of the bar and barely slid the weights on... I didn't want to seem rude (because somehow, if someone already put his green yoga bullshit mat in the middle of the squat rack, you're the rude one if you tell him to move out of the way cuz you actually want to use that space and not waste 30 minutes pretending you're winning a triathalon)... anyway, i put on my belt and straps, gripped the bar... and looked to my left... the guy was still doing his cycling thingy and didn't give a shit... so, i started doing my rows and each time i tried to lower the bar a light lower to hit his head... he just stared at me like i was an ass hole or something... racked the weights, and he was still doing his cycly thingy... a minute later he was done... i was over him staring all the time, and when he was done, i gave out a little laugh (you know... like the "WTF are you doing" laugh)... fortunately, he left after that (i'm hoping it was due to feeling like an ass).... why am i telling you this?

because, you never see the serious bodybuilder or trainer hogging equipement and laying down mats in the dumbbell area doing lying reverse kicks or whatever the fuck they're inventing these days... you never see the bodybuilder putting a fucking boso ball or whatever it's called in the middle of the squat rack and do a "i'm getting raped and trying to get up" maneuver. you never see a bodybuilder walking at 2.0 mph for an hour hogging up the treadmill burning 100 calories per week while drinking redbull and eating a mars bar... it's always the fat fucks who are crowding up the gym... i have no problem if you're fat and you come to the gym to lose some weight and be fit or healthy or want to become a bodybuilder or whatever... hey, more power to you... but that fat person who wants results represents less than 0.0001% of the fat fucks in the gym who only go there to talk, eat, and come up with excuses for not losing weight... like the famous "i tried everything... even going to a gym for 6 months, and i couldn't lose weight"

I know there are fat people that are gonna read this and then post in the comment section saying "you're mean... you have no respect for fat people... and btw, i'm not fat... i just like to defend fat people for no reason"... fact of the matter is, fat people make the gym a bad experience for everyone. and if you try to give them advice, they take it as if you just told them to fuck thier mother. and god forbid they see you doing a new ab exercise that they didn't know about... they'd jump all over you like flies and ask "PLEASE SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT!!!! THIS IS THE SECRET!!! I KNOW IT!!! I'M SURE THAT DOING THIS EXERCISE FOR 2 DAYS WILL BRING MY WAIST DOWN FROM A 55 TO 27!!!" ... and god forbid you tell them to diet... they immediately say "i don't eat much" while they're chewing on a donut.

Just a bit of advice to all the fat asses out there... if you aren't serious, don't come to the gym and fuck it up for all of us who actually are serious about working out. Go do something else! like, spend more time at work and get recognition... or stay home with your family... or go eat a fucking cheeseburger i don't care... just don't come to the gym... you want to complain about being fat and not being able to lose weight, fine... complain all you want, just don't come to the fucking gym!!

you wanna know how fit people feel when fat asses come to the gym and hog up all the equipement? it's like going to an obesity support group while you're at 3.5% fat with ripped abs and no T-shirt on and you start crying about that 0.2% fat that you need to lose, and how you feel worthless and shit like that... i bet fat people would just leave and say fuck it... or kick him in the nuts and feed him mayonnaise filled donuts.

that's what we say behind your backs, you know... "i wish i could empty a bottle of ephedrine down his throat...that might make him wanna jog a little"... or "lets put a lock on his fridge and cupboards and write the combination for the locks on his penis... so he can't open them til he loses some fucking weight"...

some people would say that i'm a prick for saying that... but come on... If someone entered the stock market with all his money and didn't know shit about stocks, economics, finance and whatever (like yours truly), and loses all his money... you wouldn't say "aawww poor guy", you'd say "how fucking stupid can you fucking be?"... and if he says "well, my barber told me to put my money on this stock"... you'd tell him that he's an even bigger ass for doing that... that's what we think of fat people who go to the gym and say "my sister's cousin's plumber's boss told her that he heard on the internetz that if you eat one grapefruit a day and walk around in the gym for 2 hours, you'd lose 50 lbs of fat a week"... get someone qualified to teach you this shit... it aint easy... if it were easy, obesity wouldn't be such an epidemic!! i swear, these days people look at overweight people as fit, and look at obese people as having a bit of a weight problem, and look at the 500 lb'ers as obese and not big blobs of fat that are good for nothing... It has become so difficult to lose weight, that people are changing the way they're thinking just to feel better about themselves... FOR GOD'S SAKE, PEOPLE THINK OPRAH IS THIN!!!! SHE WAS A WHALE!!! NOW SHE'S AN ELEPHANT!!! ELEPHANTS AREN'T THIN!!! THINNER THAN WHALES, YES... BUT THEY'RE FUCKING FAT... LIKE OPRAH IS!!!!


and that, my friends, is why i charge so much money :)