I don't want to come off sounding like a narcisistic fuck over here, but in this country weighing 210 lbs at 5'7 (midget like status) and not being obese turns a couple of heads. and you get to discover a couple of weird things you never knew before:

When you're a bodybuilder...

- You discover that 99% of the clothes out there are meant to make fat people look thinner... 13 inch sleeve openings and a 60 inch chest measurement on a t-shirt isn't really what you'd call proportional measurements.

- The dress size (M) seems to keep growing year after year...

- People think it's their god given right to squeeze or poke your arm when you're standing next to them

- People think it's your job to give out diet and training programs to random people out there for free

- You discover that the indian homosexual community in saudi arabia is MUCH larger than the philipino homosexual community.

- If you go out to eat junk food, this is the usual question you'll get by the cashier or the random person walking around: "oh, so what you're eating is healthy and good for building muscles, right?"

- Walk outside of a mall, a shop, or sit in a restaurant and light up a cigarette... people look at you like you just pulled down your pants and started wiggling your pelvis (j-wad, you know what i'm talking about =D)

- If you drop something as precious as your wallet on the floor, it'll take you 20-30 minutes to convince yourself to bend over and get it... cuz either your pants will rip, your shirt will rip, you'll puke, or your head's gonna explode... Obese people can probably relate.

- tying your shoes is probably the hardest thing you've done that day.

- when people say "lunch" you start thinking to yourself "does that mean meal 3 or 4?"

- and finally, people (especially philipinos) think it's normal while you're standing in line at krispy kreme infront of about 20 or 30 people to ask you in the loudest voice they can "SIR, WHAT KIND OF STEROIDS DO YOU USE??"


Movies:
Cloverfield

that movie kicked ass!! i don't care what retarded critics think about this movie... i loved it. if you aren't gonna watch it in the movies, buy a dvd quality bootleg (cuz i know you won't buy an original copy) and hook it up to your surround sound system and crank up the volume.

The kingdom

I know, it's pretty old... seen it last week. movie was awesome. i seriously can't figure out why they banned the damn movie in bahrain and in this country. They didn't say anything bad about the country or the government... infact, it's good publicity to say that we're against terror... i guess the only problem people had with it was it made the americans look like super terror fighting heroes... i really can't take any action movie seriously these days... cuz after watching "die hard 4"... how can you take anything seriously?


i wanna watch rambo 4... when the trailer was on, my wife told me that it looks like a great movie... If my wife said that, then it's probably gonna be the best action movie of all time... it's kinda like me saying that "the note book" looks like an awesome movie...