Warning: this post contains some sexist remarks. If you are offended by such remarks, please fuck off, because being sexist is the way to go.


Last weekend we played this cool board game called “cranium”. There was a statement with a true or false answer and it was “women have 1 less rib than men do”. Of course, most of us said it was false, because it’s common knowledge that MEN have one fewer rib than women do. We have been taught (and reminded of on almost a daily basis) that women were created from a man’s crooked rib. The correct answer was FALSE, as we all said. But it explained that it’s false because women have the same number of ribs that men do. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm… I looked it up… and guess what? WE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF RIBS!!!! HURRAY!!!! In our culture, a discussion involving how men are superior to women always ends with “the prophet said that women are lesser in mentality and religion (I guess that’s a rough translation, please correct me if I’m wrong), that means men are superior. And besides, you bitches came outta our ribs!!!” … after that, shit usually hits the fan. Anyway, today I will explain to you why men are superior to women… these are real reasons pulled outta the latest encyclopedia called “my ass”

1- The vast majority of men are stronger than women… that means we can kick your asses if we can’t argue anymore. Hence, we are superior.

2- If a man has a deformed face, he accepts the fact and lets god take over by leaving his god given beard to grow. Women, on the other hand, depend on mere mortals, like channel and other bitches who produce paint, to cover up what’s really inside. Hence, women are traitorous, deceiving, and they can’t be trusted. Men, on the other hand, are extremely bad at lying and always get caught (especially if cheating on their wives), which tells you that men by nature are truthful, honest, and loyal. If women start arguing about that fact, please go back to fact number 1 and enforce it.

3- Men have a penis. We win.

4- According to our religion, men can marry up to 4 wives. Again, we win.

5- When someone says “you got fucked”, it usually means that you’re in a bad situation. When a man has sex with a woman, she gets “fucked”, which is putting her in a bad situation. Someone who is constantly in a bad situation cannot possibly be superior to someone who is not. Hence, women are fucked.

6- There are no countries where men can’t drive. But there is one country where women can’t, which means you suck.

7- It is common knowledge that women were created to make babies and cook. Tell me, why are men the best cooks? Because we are superior.

8- True, we can’t make babies… but who the hell said being pregnant is a good thing? Can you jump rope in your 8th month of pregnancy?... EXACTLY!!!

9- Finally, as that teacher in southpark with Mr. Hand said: “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”


Now, I can safely say that……………… if my wife ever reads this, I’m gonna be sleeping with ruffles under the ironing board for the next 6 months.